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UnwashedMass

Shared on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 18:12

I'll fix your 360.

Yes, LBSUTKE is right, I'll fix your 360. 

No, I'm not doing this shit for fame, fortune or glory.

No, I will not guarantee that the 437 pieces you smashed it into when it RROD'd two days after the warranty ran out will magically reassemble into a working 360, but I've got duct tape and a solder reflow station and will give it a try for you.

Yes, I build rockets in a real fucking rocket factory.

Yes, I'm smarter than you, no matter your k/d on Gaylo or Modern Glitchfest 2.

No, I don't post often any more, but I do occasionally lurk and laugh.

UnwashedMass

Shared on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 18:12

I'll fix your 360.

Yes, LBSUTKE is right, I'll fix your 360. 

No, I'm not doing this shit for fame, fortune or glory.

No, I will not guarantee that the 437 pieces you smashed it into when it RROD'd two days after the warranty ran out will magically reassemble into a working 360, but I've got duct tape and a solder reflow station and will give it a try for you.

Yes, I build rockets in a real fucking rocket factory.

Yes, I'm smarter than you, no matter your k/d on Gaylo or Modern Glitchfest 2.

No, I don't post often any more, but I do occasionally lurk and laugh.

UnwashedMass

Shared on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 02:33

Short update.

We're doing awesome and the baby is trying to talk already. I'm amazed at this child. I'll post some pictures when I'm not a lazy prick.

Bullet points of madness:

UnwashedMass

Shared on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 02:33

Short update.

We're doing awesome and the baby is trying to talk already. I'm amazed at this child. I'll post some pictures when I'm not a lazy prick.

Bullet points of madness:

UnwashedMass

Shared on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 02:38

Baby Mass is here!!!

9/12/2008, 7lb 14oz, 21 inches, and I'm typing one handed.  For a COMPLETELY different reason than usual!!!! 

Already a thinker.....

The whole heehaw gang!!

Nice toque, eh?

UnwashedMass

Shared on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 02:38

Baby Mass is here!!!

9/12/2008, 7lb 14oz, 21 inches, and I'm typing one handed.  For a COMPLETELY different reason than usual!!!! 

Already a thinker.....

The whole heehaw gang!!

Nice toque, eh?

UnwashedMass

Shared on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 17:43

Thursday

We go in for induction, with the tentative day of Friday for baby.

 

Wish us luck!

UnwashedMass

Shared on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 17:43

Thursday

We go in for induction, with the tentative day of Friday for baby.

 

Wish us luck!

UnwashedMass

Shared on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 02:22

A gangster bitchslaps his colon.

So fucking what.

I spent the weekend wrenching on my goddamn Harley. I spent my weekend wrenching on my Harley, trying to put that son of a bitch together before my kid gets here. I spent the weekend putting that s.o.b. together while I was wishing that I was in Chicago, instead of sweating my balls off in Burbank.

The EconoHog is complete.

Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck.

UnwashedMass

Shared on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 02:22

A gangster bitchslaps his colon.

So fucking what.

I spent the weekend wrenching on my goddamn Harley. I spent my weekend wrenching on my Harley, trying to put that son of a bitch together before my kid gets here. I spent the weekend putting that s.o.b. together while I was wishing that I was in Chicago, instead of sweating my balls off in Burbank.

The EconoHog is complete.

Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck.

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