UnwashedMass's blog

This weekend was nuts.

Yup.

Nuts.

Started Friday, missed seeing the boy off with his mother by a mere two minutes, which probably saved me getting plowed into coming down my drive as that bitch cain't operate a Fischer-Price steering wheel, much less her fucking Maxima. Bummer. The boy called though and I was happy. And yes, I typed CAIN'T on purpose.

This weekend was nuts.

Yup.

Nuts.

Started Friday, missed seeing the boy off with his mother by a mere two minutes, which probably saved me getting plowed into coming down my drive as that bitch cain't operate a Fischer-Price steering wheel, much less her fucking Maxima. Bummer. The boy called though and I was happy. And yes, I typed CAIN'T on purpose.

Tuesday, I was sitting at work, not really enjoying the fact that we're building rockets, but rather annoyed that individuals have to be threatened with bodily harm to keep them from fucking up machines that cost more than their life's worth.  If you think you're smarter than a $250,000.00 Coordinate Measuring Machine that weighs ~25,000lbs, but can't plug in a fucking monitor, you are truly stupid.  So as I sat in a funk contemplating the various methods of body disposal, my celly rings.  It's Big Trucker Cousin Joe! 

Tuesday, I was sitting at work, not really enjoying the fact that we're building rockets, but rather annoyed that individuals have to be threatened with bodily harm to keep them from fucking up machines that cost more than their life's worth.  If you think you're smarter than a $250,000.00 Coordinate Measuring Machine that weighs ~25,000lbs, but can't plug in a fucking monitor, you are truly stupid.  So as I sat in a funk contemplating the various methods of body disposal, my celly rings.  It's Big Trucker Cousin Joe! 

I haven't been blogging as of late because I've been busy saving the world from Cannibal Penguins from the barren wastelands of the California Central Coast.  Seems the little suckers got a taste for flesh while being held captive at Hearst Castle in San Simeon and went on a rampage.

Not really, but it sounded better than "fuck, I've been busy." 

I haven't been blogging as of late because I've been busy saving the world from Cannibal Penguins from the barren wastelands of the California Central Coast.  Seems the little suckers got a taste for flesh while being held captive at Hearst Castle in San Simeon and went on a rampage.

Not really, but it sounded better than "fuck, I've been busy." 

Well, I am one ass-whipped monkey butt. I haven't had my gamebox on since Thursday night, and I've been to tired to miss it. Miss my peeps, but fuck if life hasn't just gone off and run away with me.

We moved her in this weekend. I took today to finish my backyard and storage areas. I want a week of sleep to recover, but the boss just won't pay for it. ;)

Thank you to all of you wonderful folks who have been there for me over the last year of heartache. Your kind words and prayers have kept the boy and I afloat. The worm has definitely turned.

Well, I am one ass-whipped monkey butt. I haven't had my gamebox on since Thursday night, and I've been to tired to miss it. Miss my peeps, but fuck if life hasn't just gone off and run away with me.

We moved her in this weekend. I took today to finish my backyard and storage areas. I want a week of sleep to recover, but the boss just won't pay for it. ;)

Thank you to all of you wonderful folks who have been there for me over the last year of heartache. Your kind words and prayers have kept the boy and I afloat. The worm has definitely turned.

Holy shit- we did Rosarito for the girl's b-day and all I brought back for myself was a nasty cold.  We did have a great time, seventh floor in the Hotel Festival right smack dab in downtown.  I'd never been, but even in the off season, Rosarito is definitely an adult's only destination.  You want family time, go farther south! 

Holy shit- we did Rosarito for the girl's b-day and all I brought back for myself was a nasty cold.  We did have a great time, seventh floor in the Hotel Festival right smack dab in downtown.  I'd never been, but even in the off season, Rosarito is definitely an adult's only destination.  You want family time, go farther south!