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OH I BOUGHT GTA4 AND I LOVE IT!!!!

Better yet, my boy bought it too, and has been playing it instead of Halo :D  Yay for me and the power of the puss!

I didn't get to play much this weekend, actually worked on the tan, and relocating muscles of my youth.  Did some golf, did some swimming, did some drunken golfing, did some noodle ninja sword fighting at my parent's pool.  Good times. Good times.  You know, the water noodles?  Styrofoam or some type of flotation device, they can be used as a weapon...

OH I BOUGHT GTA4 AND I LOVE IT!!!!

Better yet, my boy bought it too, and has been playing it instead of Halo :D  Yay for me and the power of the puss!

I didn't get to play much this weekend, actually worked on the tan, and relocating muscles of my youth.  Did some golf, did some swimming, did some drunken golfing, did some noodle ninja sword fighting at my parent's pool.  Good times. Good times.  You know, the water noodles?  Styrofoam or some type of flotation device, they can be used as a weapon...

After describing to my lovah aka boyfriend, about my GTA4 gaming night last night, today he finally bought a copy!!!  I may just get this Halo addict out of his rut.  Reason he bought it?  Co-op mode online.

So. Yay for me.

In other news, great gaming with the Pork Chop dudes!  Of course they all kicked my ass, and Donk's character still looked like a raging lesbian, but it was fun!  I wanna play more! More damnit, more!

After describing to my lovah aka boyfriend, about my GTA4 gaming night last night, today he finally bought a copy!!!  I may just get this Halo addict out of his rut.  Reason he bought it?  Co-op mode online.

So. Yay for me.

In other news, great gaming with the Pork Chop dudes!  Of course they all kicked my ass, and Donk's character still looked like a raging lesbian, but it was fun!  I wanna play more! More damnit, more!

I think the older you get, the gassier you get.

Don't stand behind old people.  You might get smoke bombed.

I think the older you get, the gassier you get.

Don't stand behind old people.  You might get smoke bombed.

There is no decency in the world.  In my profession, I have the legal right to get people naked.  2, yes 2 30 something females felt it was perfectly acceptable for them to drop drawer in front of me without me covering them 1st!  So, yesterday's panty count was 2 Vicki Secrets, 5 Hanes, and 4 bare ass.

I bitch because the females are generally more prude than the males.  Many a man has had no difficultly with a full moon in my sterilized dungeon.

There is no decency in the world.  In my profession, I have the legal right to get people naked.  2, yes 2 30 something females felt it was perfectly acceptable for them to drop drawer in front of me without me covering them 1st!  So, yesterday's panty count was 2 Vicki Secrets, 5 Hanes, and 4 bare ass.

I bitch because the females are generally more prude than the males.  Many a man has had no difficultly with a full moon in my sterilized dungeon.

Just when you think you're AWESOME....

I beat COD4 campaign.  WOO! Go me! So my lil brother (age 16) calls...

Too Tall Timmiepoo: "Hay, you got Call of Duty?"

Infamous Moi: "Yah!  And I just beat it!  Howz them apples douchebag!"

Too Tall Timmiepoo:  "Coo coo. Have you played online?"

Infamous Moi: "Yup. A little...it's easy to rank up." 

I however do not mention that it took 4 hrs to achieve a rank of 8.

Too Tall Timmiepoo:  "Have you gotten your prestige yet?  I'm on my 3rd."

Just when you think you're AWESOME....

I beat COD4 campaign.  WOO! Go me! So my lil brother (age 16) calls...

Too Tall Timmiepoo: "Hay, you got Call of Duty?"

Infamous Moi: "Yah!  And I just beat it!  Howz them apples douchebag!"

Too Tall Timmiepoo:  "Coo coo. Have you played online?"

Infamous Moi: "Yup. A little...it's easy to rank up." 

I however do not mention that it took 4 hrs to achieve a rank of 8.

Too Tall Timmiepoo:  "Have you gotten your prestige yet?  I'm on my 3rd."