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A turkey was chatting with a bull.  'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'   

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.  It's full of nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..

A turkey was chatting with a bull.  'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'   

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.  It's full of nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..

There's lots out there to read on the topic. 

My understanding was the NFL police were in hot persuit.  Mind you, you have to ask yourself, will they really hang the greatest thing since Steve Young out to dry [spoiler]... not disrespecting Payton Manning because he came after Bret.[/spoiler]

I think Jenn thought she could ride the wave of fame brought about by her allegations ... and I think it has back fired on her.

Maybe she thought she could get some Hush Money?

There's lots out there to read on the topic. 

My understanding was the NFL police were in hot persuit.  Mind you, you have to ask yourself, will they really hang the greatest thing since Steve Young out to dry [spoiler]... not disrespecting Payton Manning because he came after Bret.[/spoiler]

I think Jenn thought she could ride the wave of fame brought about by her allegations ... and I think it has back fired on her.

Maybe she thought she could get some Hush Money?

My 2 Cents worth after having played Black Ops last night with the Boys from 2old2resist.

My 2 Cents worth after having played Black Ops last night with the Boys from 2old2resist.

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.

A huge heart covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart, forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynaecologist."

The proctologist fainted

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.

A huge heart covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart, forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynaecologist."

The proctologist fainted