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Shared on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 10:49

The Office Quote of the Day for Wed

Jim Halpert: I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but before I left I took a box of Dwight's stationary. So, from time to time I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. [as Jim reads the letter the camera cuts to Dwight reading] 'Dwight, at eight a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, future Dwight.'

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Shared on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 10:49

The Office Quote of the Day for Wed

Jim Halpert: I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but before I left I took a box of Dwight's stationary. So, from time to time I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. [as Jim reads the letter the camera cuts to Dwight reading] 'Dwight, at eight a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, future Dwight.'

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Shared on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 11:13

The Office Quote of the Day for Tues

Andy Bernard: I'll be the number two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring and never breaking off a handshake. I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a... carpenter... that makes stairs.

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Shared on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 11:13

The Office Quote of the Day for Tues

Andy Bernard: I'll be the number two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring and never breaking off a handshake. I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a... carpenter... that makes stairs.

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Shared on Fri, 05/23/2008 - 10:58

The Office Quote of the Day for Fri

Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know. There's gambling and alcohol... And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that- is that enough? Should I keep going?

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Shared on Fri, 05/23/2008 - 10:58

The Office Quote of the Day for Fri

Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know. There's gambling and alcohol... And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that- is that enough? Should I keep going?

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Shared on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 12:00

The Office Quote of the Day for Thurs

Roy: I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to good restaurants every weekend night and then they're like, 'when are we gonna go on a date-date?'

Dwight Schrute: Yeah! And then they make you drive them to church the next morning! Like gas ain't free!

 [silence]

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Shared on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 12:00

The Office Quote of the Day for Thurs

Roy: I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to good restaurants every weekend night and then they're like, 'when are we gonna go on a date-date?'

Dwight Schrute: Yeah! And then they make you drive them to church the next morning! Like gas ain't free!

 [silence]

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Shared on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 11:32

The Office Quote of the Day for Wed

Michael Scott: So, uh, what's the 411? Any updates on the, uh, the P situation?

Jim Halpert: I don't know what you mean.

Michael Scott: P-A-M.

Jim Halpert: Yeah, I know.

Michael Scott: P-A...

Jim Halpert: Uh!

Michael Scott: M...

Jim Halpert: Okay.

Michael Scott: No, it's okay, we're talking code.

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Shared on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 11:32

The Office Quote of the Day for Wed

Michael Scott: So, uh, what's the 411? Any updates on the, uh, the P situation?

Jim Halpert: I don't know what you mean.

Michael Scott: P-A-M.

Jim Halpert: Yeah, I know.

Michael Scott: P-A...

Jim Halpert: Uh!

Michael Scott: M...

Jim Halpert: Okay.

Michael Scott: No, it's okay, we're talking code.

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