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Dwight Schrute: Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist. Because, I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

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Dwight Schrute: Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist. Because, I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

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Michael Scott: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That's it.

Michael Scott: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That's it.

Michael Scott: Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.

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Happy Office Day Everyone.  It is a happy day since it is an hour long episode, but also sad since it is the season ending one. 

It's okay just start watching all the old episodes, like I do.

Michael Scott: Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.

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Happy Office Day Everyone.  It is a happy day since it is an hour long episode, but also sad since it is the season ending one. 

It's okay just start watching all the old episodes, like I do.

Captain Jack: That's right, partyers! It's time to limbo, limbo, limbo! Alright, I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. Huh? Who's it gonna be?

Dwight Schrute: Me me me!

Captain Jack: Uh, usually it's a woman.

Dwight Schrute: I'm stronger.

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Captain Jack: That's right, partyers! It's time to limbo, limbo, limbo! Alright, I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. Huh? Who's it gonna be?

Dwight Schrute: Me me me!

Captain Jack: Uh, usually it's a woman.

Dwight Schrute: I'm stronger.

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Pam Beesly: You do realize we can't have liquor at the party.
Michael Scott: Yeah, I know... damnit. Stupid corporate... wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.

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Pam Beesly: You do realize we can't have liquor at the party.
Michael Scott: Yeah, I know... damnit. Stupid corporate... wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.

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