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Dwight Schrute: I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff, I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections... there are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we''re downriver.……… from that old bread factory.


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Dwight Schrute: I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff, I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections... there are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we''re downriver.……… from that old bread factory.


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Andy: Hit about twelve hundred balls last night in preparation for the day so hands are a little tender. [shows blistered hands to camera] It's actually not funny at all it's incredibly painful.

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Had to do a quote from last night.  It was a funny one. 

Go Flyers!!

Everyone have a great weekend.  Happy Mother's Day to all our 2o2p Mom's.

Andy: Hit about twelve hundred balls last night in preparation for the day so hands are a little tender. [shows blistered hands to camera] It's actually not funny at all it's incredibly painful.

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Had to do a quote from last night.  It was a funny one. 

Go Flyers!!

Everyone have a great weekend.  Happy Mother's Day to all our 2o2p Mom's.

Stanley: [Screaming at Ryan] That little girl is a child! I don't want see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand? Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I'll help you find it, whatcha looking for, ain't nobody gonna help you out there, Jesus could come through that door, he's not going to help you, if you don't stop sniffing after my child!

[cut to Ryan]

Ryan: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most freighting experiences of my life.

Stanley: [Screaming at Ryan] That little girl is a child! I don't want see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand? Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I'll help you find it, whatcha looking for, ain't nobody gonna help you out there, Jesus could come through that door, he's not going to help you, if you don't stop sniffing after my child!

[cut to Ryan]

Ryan: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most freighting experiences of my life.

Oscar: It sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme.
Michael Scott: Yes! Thank you! You will get rich quick. We all will!

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Oscar: It sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme.
Michael Scott: Yes! Thank you! You will get rich quick. We all will!

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Dwight Schrute: If I could menstruate I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in tune to the moon and the tides.

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JQuack I think this was the one you were referring to.

By the way, I'm always taken requests.

Dwight Schrute: If I could menstruate I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in tune to the moon and the tides.

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JQuack I think this was the one you were referring to.

By the way, I'm always taken requests.