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Shared on Fri, 08/08/2008 - 17:04

Boxed lunch

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc?. I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

Corcki

Shared on Fri, 08/08/2008 - 17:04

Boxed lunch

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc?. I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

Corcki

Shared on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 17:23

My wife is so talented

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'

He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

Corcki

Shared on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 17:23

My wife is so talented

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'

He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

Corcki

Shared on Wed, 06/18/2008 - 19:30

Shit for Brains

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane.

When the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.

Corcki

Shared on Wed, 06/18/2008 - 19:30

Shit for Brains

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane.

When the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.

Corcki

Shared on Wed, 06/11/2008 - 16:27

See no evil, hear no evil

One day, a thug planned to do a bank robbery. It all went well, nobody did trouble whatsoever, he got the money and could walk out of the bank safely.

Next to the door, there was a man. The thug came to him and asked: "Hey, did you see me rob that bank?"

"Of course I did, you were pretty obvious there!" The thug took out his gun and shot him.

As he walked on, he came to a young lady and asked the same question, the lady said "Yes, of course" and got shot, too.

Corcki

Shared on Wed, 06/11/2008 - 16:27

See no evil, hear no evil

One day, a thug planned to do a bank robbery. It all went well, nobody did trouble whatsoever, he got the money and could walk out of the bank safely.

Next to the door, there was a man. The thug came to him and asked: "Hey, did you see me rob that bank?"

"Of course I did, you were pretty obvious there!" The thug took out his gun and shot him.

As he walked on, he came to a young lady and asked the same question, the lady said "Yes, of course" and got shot, too.

Corcki

Shared on Thu, 06/05/2008 - 19:26

I remember being nostalgic.

  I've spent the last 3 hours looking at all my old favorite's blogs and posts and see that they are all almost gone.   It's kind of sad to realize that I have become so disassociated, that I hardly game with the people I loved gaming with.  Maybe I've fallen out of the loop, but the fun seems to have been drained out of the site for me.  I don't even gain that much pleasure from horrifying people with disgusting pictures and videos anymore.  I think I just don't play the games that everyone else does.  I've been so wrapped up in working 65 hours a week, hosting events in Fighter Ace, and tryi

Corcki

Shared on Thu, 06/05/2008 - 19:26

I remember being nostalgic.

  I've spent the last 3 hours looking at all my old favorite's blogs and posts and see that they are all almost gone.   It's kind of sad to realize that I have become so disassociated, that I hardly game with the people I loved gaming with.  Maybe I've fallen out of the loop, but the fun seems to have been drained out of the site for me.  I don't even gain that much pleasure from horrifying people with disgusting pictures and videos anymore.  I think I just don't play the games that everyone else does.  I've been so wrapped up in working 65 hours a week, hosting events in Fighter Ace, and tryi

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