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This is why I love this man.  He's the King!

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This is why I love this man.  He's the King!

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A little boy was playing doctor with his neighbor girl and was about to stick his finger in he privates when his mother caught them.

She takes him, paddles his ass red, and tells him don't you ever stick your finger up there. You'll get your finger bit off, girls have teeth in their privates.

So, 20 years pass and he finally gets a girlfriend.  They date for 6 months or so and he never tried to have sex with her.

One night they are out and she asks him "Is there something wrong with me?"  He says "No, why do you ask?"

A little boy was playing doctor with his neighbor girl and was about to stick his finger in he privates when his mother caught them.

She takes him, paddles his ass red, and tells him don't you ever stick your finger up there. You'll get your finger bit off, girls have teeth in their privates.

So, 20 years pass and he finally gets a girlfriend.  They date for 6 months or so and he never tried to have sex with her.

One night they are out and she asks him "Is there something wrong with me?"  He says "No, why do you ask?"

A nun walked into Mother Superior's office and plunked down into a chair. She let out a sigh, heavy with frustration."What troubles you, Sister?" asked the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family.""It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother.

A nun walked into Mother Superior's office and plunked down into a chair. She let out a sigh, heavy with frustration."What troubles you, Sister?" asked the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family.""It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother.

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they have "covertly" funded a project with the the U.S. auto makers for the past 5 years whereby the auto makers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks & SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances of the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 45 of 50 states, the recorded last words of the drivers in 61.2% of the fatal crashes were, " OH SHIT!"

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they have "covertly" funded a project with the the U.S. auto makers for the past 5 years whereby the auto makers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks & SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances of the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 45 of 50 states, the recorded last words of the drivers in 61.2% of the fatal crashes were, " OH SHIT!"

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town.

She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.

For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G strings. This time the applause went for 10 minutes.

The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them to quiet down for the grand finale.

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town.

She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.

For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G strings. This time the applause went for 10 minutes.

The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them to quiet down for the grand finale.