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A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

Mr. T could totally kill Chuck Norris any day. Here is proof.


http://www.kcoy.com/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=d45a9683-b967-4c...


Former The A-Team star Mr. T once stunned a sick child's family by bringing him out of a coma - after doctors begged the actor for help.

Mr. T could totally kill Chuck Norris any day. Here is proof.


http://www.kcoy.com/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=d45a9683-b967-4c...


Former The A-Team star Mr. T once stunned a sick child's family by bringing him out of a coma - after doctors begged the actor for help.

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75.

He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75.

He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.

1.) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2.) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3.) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
4.) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green chips.
5.) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6.) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7.) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

1.) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2.) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3.) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
4.) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green chips.
5.) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6.) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7.) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

A big city lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a small town sheriff .

He thinks his self smarter than the cop because he is a big shot lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any po-dunk cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the sheriff's expense.

Sheriff says," License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Sheriff says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

A big city lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a small town sheriff .

He thinks his self smarter than the cop because he is a big shot lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any po-dunk cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the sheriff's expense.

Sheriff says," License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Sheriff says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."