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After playing Fighter Ace for over two years I have finally made Brigadier General. Check out my medals and rank page.  I'm pretty stoked.
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After playing Fighter Ace for over two years I have finally made Brigadier General. Check out my medals and rank page.  I'm pretty stoked.
fighterace.ketsujin.com/FAMedals/Medals.asp

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

A plane crashes deep in the Amazon. The only survivors are a British Guy, A Mexican, and an American from the Bronx. The three are ambushed by a local tribe. They are told that unfortunately they have trespassed and are going to be put to death in front of the whole tribe. The only benefit the Chief tells the three is that their skin will be used to makes canoes and they will eat them.

The British guy says he wants to die with honor and takes cyanide.

The Mexican says that he wishes to be shot, so he is shot in the head.

A plane crashes deep in the Amazon. The only survivors are a British Guy, A Mexican, and an American from the Bronx. The three are ambushed by a local tribe. They are told that unfortunately they have trespassed and are going to be put to death in front of the whole tribe. The only benefit the Chief tells the three is that their skin will be used to makes canoes and they will eat them.

The British guy says he wants to die with honor and takes cyanide.

The Mexican says that he wishes to be shot, so he is shot in the head.

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother,

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane... "

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother,

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane... "