No, this is not about Star Wars. Just bear with me for a second...
When I was a little kid and I’d just finished watching Return
of the Jedi, I began hearing the rumors that there were, in fact,
nine chapters to the Star Wars saga. Part of that rumor was Lucas had no
imminent plans to make the other six.
That caused me no small amount of grief. By the time he got around to it, I’d be
old.
Would I even care about Star Wars when I was old? I needed to know what happened NOW, dammit (yes, I swore as a