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Husband has been keeping me busy with strange tasks on my journey to quit smoking.  So far so good.  Started the Chantix last Friday.  Yesterday only smoke a few... today, NONE so far.  :)  I've broken my habit down and am quitting using a combo method.

Subject: $400 a night
 

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?'

She answers, 'I'm moving to New York . I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free.'

A little later, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

Subject: $400 a night
 

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?'

She answers, 'I'm moving to New York . I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free.'

A little later, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

Why would I make promises to myself once a year??  Long ago I determine that just because the calendar was upping a digit, that didn't mean I had to buckle down right then.  Setting myself up for failure.  The early days of the new year are stressful enough without haveing to box myself into ridiculous ideas that I apply to myself in some sort of fiscal or physical dream of what I should be.

Why would I make promises to myself once a year??  Long ago I determine that just because the calendar was upping a digit, that didn't mean I had to buckle down right then.  Setting myself up for failure.  The early days of the new year are stressful enough without haveing to box myself into ridiculous ideas that I apply to myself in some sort of fiscal or physical dream of what I should be.

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