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Shared on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 08:08

Dad Spam: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

JeepChick

Shared on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 14:26

Obama is at my house...

or at least a lifesized standup of him.  Little Guess Who's Coming to Dinner I plan on playing on my Dad for Christmas.  BAHAHAHAHAH! 

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That's it.  This weekend... everyone take a moment for yourself.  Yeah I know, holidays = giving = good.  But serious.  A moment to give YOURSELF something.... totally counts.  :)

JeepChick

Shared on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 14:26

Obama is at my house...

or at least a lifesized standup of him.  Little Guess Who's Coming to Dinner I plan on playing on my Dad for Christmas.  BAHAHAHAHAH! 

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That's it.  This weekend... everyone take a moment for yourself.  Yeah I know, holidays = giving = good.  But serious.  A moment to give YOURSELF something.... totally counts.  :)

JeepChick

Shared on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 07:43

Hella Funny Site: the-minusworld.com

5 Other Ways to Use Your Lancer

Call of Duty 5: Future Warfare

Good Stuff.

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Mongolian Beef.  Late Sunday night after an evening of Fred Claus and popcorn with the kiddos, I dove into some leftover Mongolian Beef.  By leftover, I mean sitting on the counter since lunchtime.  Oh yes... It pwned the shit out of me literally.

JeepChick

Shared on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 07:43

Hella Funny Site: the-minusworld.com

5 Other Ways to Use Your Lancer

Call of Duty 5: Future Warfare

Good Stuff.

---------==

Mongolian Beef.  Late Sunday night after an evening of Fred Claus and popcorn with the kiddos, I dove into some leftover Mongolian Beef.  By leftover, I mean sitting on the counter since lunchtime.  Oh yes... It pwned the shit out of me literally.

JeepChick

Shared on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 07:25

Break 'Em in Four Days

Military Uses Music as a Torture Technique

Here's some of the song list.  Most I could endure, or even enjoy, but a few there would have me banging my head against a wall too! 

"Enter Sandman," Metallica.

• "Bodies," Drowning Pool.

• "Shoot to Thrill," AC/DC.

• "Hell's Bells," AC/DC.

• "I Love You," from the "Barney and Friends" children's TV show.  (KILL ME NOW KILL ME NOW!!!)

• "Born in the USA," Bruce Springsteen.

• "Babylon," David Gray.

JeepChick

Shared on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 07:25

Break 'Em in Four Days

Military Uses Music as a Torture Technique

Here's some of the song list.  Most I could endure, or even enjoy, but a few there would have me banging my head against a wall too! 

"Enter Sandman," Metallica.

• "Bodies," Drowning Pool.

• "Shoot to Thrill," AC/DC.

• "Hell's Bells," AC/DC.

• "I Love You," from the "Barney and Friends" children's TV show.  (KILL ME NOW KILL ME NOW!!!)

• "Born in the USA," Bruce Springsteen.

• "Babylon," David Gray.

JeepChick

Shared on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 21:26

You can't get there from here...

Work got new servers and BAM blocked this site.

The internet godz hates me.

 

In other news, I have been promoted to Leader of a division on another site... that I also can't get to now from work.  Guess I might actually have to work.

Thank God for Gmail chat or I would lose my mind.

 

and in further news... Chuck E Cheese was predicted by Nostradamas.... Chunk E Chaise was thought to be possible a large chair manufacturer,... but with hindsight you can see that he meant bad pizza and skeeball.

JeepChick

Shared on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 21:26

You can't get there from here...

Work got new servers and BAM blocked this site.

The internet godz hates me.

 

In other news, I have been promoted to Leader of a division on another site... that I also can't get to now from work.  Guess I might actually have to work.

Thank God for Gmail chat or I would lose my mind.

 

and in further news... Chuck E Cheese was predicted by Nostradamas.... Chunk E Chaise was thought to be possible a large chair manufacturer,... but with hindsight you can see that he meant bad pizza and skeeball.

JeepChick

Shared on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 11:36

From Merry to Mayhem

 
I cannot pretend to understand the struggles of a homosexual individual in this world.  The few years I walked that side of the fence, I didn't advertise it.  
 
My sister has struggled since her teens. She has been openly gay with our family for years.  They are very accepting of her, and have always welcomed her girlfriend's at family events. There was just one sector that she had not shared that with:  My father's family.
 

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