I don't. But DRUNK Paulie Shore = comedy gold. I love watching the news guy try to keep a straight face.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-Ra416Ye2M[/youtube]

A friend held a Halloween party at his house on Saturday night, with the typical Halloween party rule "No admittance without a costume." I had no problem with that and I enjoy dressing up for Halloween parties but was completely stumped. I'm not the kind of guy to go wearing a V for Vendetta mask and cape - I enjoy putting a bit more into it and even standing out a little bit. Problem is, I was completely stumped for a costume. Couldn't think of anything and I was even tempted to post a blog on here asking for your ideas.

A friend held a Halloween party at his house on Saturday night, with the typical Halloween party rule "No admittance without a costume." I had no problem with that and I enjoy dressing up for Halloween parties but was completely stumped. I'm not the kind of guy to go wearing a V for Vendetta mask and cape - I enjoy putting a bit more into it and even standing out a little bit. Problem is, I was completely stumped for a costume. Couldn't think of anything and I was even tempted to post a blog on here asking for your ideas.

Actually, it wasn't really murder, at least not when real charges are filed:

Japanese woman faces jail over online 'murder'

A Japanese woman could face a prison sentence after killing off her virtual husband in a computer game.

The 43-year-old became so angry about a sudden "divorce" from her online husband in the interactive Maple Story game that she logged on with his password and deleted his digital persona.

She has been arrested on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data.

Actually, it wasn't really murder, at least not when real charges are filed:

Japanese woman faces jail over online 'murder'

A Japanese woman could face a prison sentence after killing off her virtual husband in a computer game.

The 43-year-old became so angry about a sudden "divorce" from her online husband in the interactive Maple Story game that she logged on with his password and deleted his digital persona.

She has been arrested on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data.

Personally I'm getting really sick of "Obama said" and "McCain said" and "Palin squeeked", but this was just too funny not to pass up. I apologize if somebody else already posted it (my dad just sent it to me today).

Explanation unnecessary. It's short and REALLY funny.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyvqhdllXgU[/youtube]

Personally I'm getting really sick of "Obama said" and "McCain said" and "Palin squeeked", but this was just too funny not to pass up. I apologize if somebody else already posted it (my dad just sent it to me today).

Explanation unnecessary. It's short and REALLY funny.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyvqhdllXgU[/youtube]

Here's just a quick one......

I'm boarding the plane tomorrow for the healthcare conference in Milwaukee. I'll be there until Wednesday morning, back home Wednesday night.

Here's just a quick one......

I'm boarding the plane tomorrow for the healthcare conference in Milwaukee. I'll be there until Wednesday morning, back home Wednesday night.

Maybe it's because my kid is sick and I haven't been sleeping. But little things are just annoying the piss out of me today.

This morning, on the way in to work, I was stuck behind one. And then I noticed another one outside my office.

Vanity Plates.

I'm not grouping all vanity plates into the same category here. Some of them are clever and some funny (see the bottom of this blog). And there are some that are just indecipherable (is that even a word?).