Krazy_E's blog

Excuse me if I get a little spastic,
My Krazy blag is getting blagtastic
Blagaliscious bag of blaggy goodness
And here's a little wood fish

I had to think of somethin' to make it rhyme
I do that kind of shit all the time
Someone asked me what rhymes with orange
Here's a little door hinge

Excuse me if I get a little spastic,
My Krazy blag is getting blagtastic
Blagaliscious bag of blaggy goodness
And here's a little wood fish

I had to think of somethin' to make it rhyme
I do that kind of shit all the time
Someone asked me what rhymes with orange
Here's a little door hinge

Thought I'd try a little something different today instead of a rhyme...

images found on HaloScreenshots.net  gamertag HawaiianPig

Thought I'd try a little something different today instead of a rhyme...

images found on HaloScreenshots.net  gamertag HawaiianPig

I've been lagging on the blagging, guess I got a little lazy
Searching through the screen shots was driving me Krazy
When I saw this one my first thought was Pong
My second was the rocket launcher'd make a cool bong

Been a while since I've blazed or bought a bag of the stuff
Back in high school my nickname was Puff
I could make a pipe from almost anything
Built a bong from a soda bought at burger king

I've been lagging on the blagging, guess I got a little lazy
Searching through the screen shots was driving me Krazy
When I saw this one my first thought was Pong
My second was the rocket launcher'd make a cool bong

Been a while since I've blazed or bought a bag of the stuff
Back in high school my nickname was Puff
I could make a pipe from almost anything
Built a bong from a soda bought at burger king

You got the spartan laser, but I'm takin' it back
With my breakdance judo kick to your nutsack
Consider it payback for that last teabag
Congrats bro,  you just made my blag

I kick ya in the yarbles, then I run away
No time for smack talk, I got a game to play
I got a flag to capture, and a beer to drink
I got a match to light, cuz my dang farts stink

I got a window to open, gotta spray Febreeze

You got the spartan laser, but I'm takin' it back
With my breakdance judo kick to your nutsack
Consider it payback for that last teabag
Congrats bro,  you just made my blag

I kick ya in the yarbles, then I run away
No time for smack talk, I got a game to play
I got a flag to capture, and a beer to drink
I got a match to light, cuz my dang farts stink

I got a window to open, gotta spray Febreeze

You stole my flag, so I stole your bike
Now I'll do somethin' that ya might not like
You got my flag and I want it back
So I'm gonna stick this 'nade to your nut sack

I'm on crack, I now I'll never make that throw
But I can chase ya til ya stop, and beat ya down, Yo
I'm to slow, "Flag has been captured"
I should stick to Bioshock and run around in Rapture

But nope, I'm out for revenge next round

You stole my flag, so I stole your bike
Now I'll do somethin' that ya might not like
You got my flag and I want it back
So I'm gonna stick this 'nade to your nut sack

I'm on crack, I now I'll never make that throw
But I can chase ya til ya stop, and beat ya down, Yo
I'm to slow, "Flag has been captured"
I should stick to Bioshock and run around in Rapture

But nope, I'm out for revenge next round