Krazy_E's blog

Thumbs down fairy paid a visit, Who is it?
Who was it, easy does it, see I blag about it cuz it...
Takes some time to rhyme and tell a story so I'm
Sportin' a frown cuz you gave me thumbs down, clown

But if you've got a blag and it's better than mine... shine
Send me a link and I'll give the thumbs up a plink
I'll give you +1 if you have the balls to say,
Why you hit the thumbs down then ran away, okay

Hey, since I'm kinda new to how the blags work
Maybe somehow, I was being a jerk

I'm 2 old 2 play, 2 young to care
2 days ago, I plucked 2 gray hairs
I give a 2 buck tip, when I buy 2 beers
I liked "Goody 2 Shoes" in my wonder years

I got 2 more hours 'til I break for lunch
Had a banana for breakfast cuz I bought a whole bunch
Munch my morning meal while I drive my car
I also had an apple and a protein bar

Get to work, and drink a pot of coffee
If I haven't had a cuppa, better back up off me

I'm 2 old 2 play, 2 young to care
2 days ago, I plucked 2 gray hairs
I give a 2 buck tip, when I buy 2 beers
I liked "Goody 2 Shoes" in my wonder years

I got 2 more hours 'til I break for lunch
Had a banana for breakfast cuz I bought a whole bunch
Munch my morning meal while I drive my car
I also had an apple and a protein bar

Get to work, and drink a pot of coffee
If I haven't had a cuppa, better back up off me

The stockings were hung by the garters with care, in hopes that Krazy E soon would be there...


Wassup y''all, 2008 I'm back
I'm crazy kicking my blag, then kickin Timmie in the nut sack
Stack my gift cards in a nice neat pile,
Looks like I won't be spending cash for a while

Smile on my face cuz my life is splendid
Got three hundred bucks now I get so spend it

The stockings were hung by the garters with care, in hopes that Krazy E soon would be there...


Wassup y''all, 2008 I'm back
I'm crazy kicking my blag, then kickin Timmie in the nut sack
Stack my gift cards in a nice neat pile,
Looks like I won't be spending cash for a while

Smile on my face cuz my life is splendid
Got three hundred bucks now I get so spend it

I bike, I blag, I use to roll  zig zag,
I shave my nut sack to reduce wind drag
See I decrease my coefficient of friction
And I enunciate well, and have good diction

When I play Pictionary I never lose
And I've never watched an episode of Blue's Clues
I choose my wines by label and price
And I used to own some 20 sided dice

Twice upon a time I rode a moped
Not the kind with two wheels, but that's enough said

I bike, I blag, I use to roll  zig zag,
I shave my nut sack to reduce wind drag
See I decrease my coefficient of friction
And I enunciate well, and have good diction

When I play Pictionary I never lose
And I've never watched an episode of Blue's Clues
I choose my wines by label and price
And I used to own some 20 sided dice

Twice upon a time I rode a moped
Not the kind with two wheels, but that's enough said

The ice cream man cold passed me by
So I got my BB gun and I shot him in the eye
I ran to the window when he came to a stop
I said, "I want a popsicle", he said "I'm callin' the cops"

Dang, I guess my plan back fired
So I took off running, until I got tired
Then I saw a little kid and I knocked him off his bike
(I got the rhymes I know ya like)

It pissed the kid off, and it made him so mad

The ice cream man cold passed me by
So I got my BB gun and I shot him in the eye
I ran to the window when he came to a stop
I said, "I want a popsicle", he said "I'm callin' the cops"

Dang, I guess my plan back fired
So I took off running, until I got tired
Then I saw a little kid and I knocked him off his bike
(I got the rhymes I know ya like)

It pissed the kid off, and it made him so mad

Timmie, your mom's a MILF, is she single?
Come on I wanna mingle, I can be her Kris Kringle
She can sit on my lap, yeah I'd tap that
And give a present, I'll even empty my fat sack

Timmie, your mom's a MILF, is she home alone?
Put on yer headphones, so you don't hear mommy moan
Pwn, nope I'm too old, I'm too busy
Spinnin' yer mom, makin' her head dizzy

Timmie, your mom's a MILF, can I bang 'er?