Krazy_E's blog

Here's a little story 'bout way back when
ya may have heard it before, but I'm a say it again
I was drivin' down the road going to see my lady
kinda late so I was goin' 'bout 80

on a road that no one drives
so I punched it, I was goin' 105
I was cruisin', radio blarin'
lookin' in the mirror just checkin' my hair an'

that's when I saw the red and blue lights
if I stop, they'll be readin' my rights
there's no way that they're gonna catch me
I'll ditch 'em at the next turn, he he

Here's a little story 'bout way back when
ya may have heard it before, but I'm a say it again
I was drivin' down the road going to see my lady
kinda late so I was goin' 'bout 80

on a road that no one drives
so I punched it, I was goin' 105
I was cruisin', radio blarin'
lookin' in the mirror just checkin' my hair an'

that's when I saw the red and blue lights
if I stop, they'll be readin' my rights
there's no way that they're gonna catch me
I'll ditch 'em at the next turn, he he

So it's week two of my new blag and I think I'm getting the hang of it. As you can tell, I enjoy silly rhymes. Not silly like Dr. Suess, but more like Shel Silverstein combined with the Beastie Boys. Although I think I have my own style, I know I've been compared to those the most. Shel has a very silly sense of humor and leans toward the absurd at every chance and the Beasties have a distinct rhyme flow.

So it's week two of my new blag and I think I'm getting the hang of it. As you can tell, I enjoy silly rhymes. Not silly like Dr. Suess, but more like Shel Silverstein combined with the Beastie Boys. Although I think I have my own style, I know I've been compared to those the most. Shel has a very silly sense of humor and leans toward the absurd at every chance and the Beasties have a distinct rhyme flow.

It's Friday y'all, time to get my drink on
Breakfast burrito helps to get my stink on
Roach coach lady says she "don't speak no English"
But she makes the mean chorizo which explains my penis shrinkage

Buzzin' like a buzzard, cuz the Red Bull gave me wings
If you laugh it out yer nose, it also kinda stings
Better look out, here comes the Tapatio
Which helps to warm you up, cuando hace frio

Me oh my, I'm a freakin' Friday fool
Lookin like a lunatic, loungin' on a barstool
Buy another round of cerveza for my friends

It's Friday y'all, time to get my drink on
Breakfast burrito helps to get my stink on
Roach coach lady says she "don't speak no English"
But she makes the mean chorizo which explains my penis shrinkage

Buzzin' like a buzzard, cuz the Red Bull gave me wings
If you laugh it out yer nose, it also kinda stings
Better look out, here comes the Tapatio
Which helps to warm you up, cuando hace frio

Me oh my, I'm a freakin' Friday fool
Lookin like a lunatic, loungin' on a barstool
Buy another round of cerveza for my friends

Fozzie Bear was my favorite Muppet,
Gimmee a chance an' I'm a still come up wit',
The flow and the rhythm, the rhythm and the flow,
I try to switch it up, dontcha know.

I like babboons, I like balloons,
I like to sleep til noon, and watch cartoons,
I like opposible thumbs, watchin' girlies bums,
I like my blondes dumb, and 808 drums.

Papa ooh mow mow, I like my music loud,
Like to dance in crowds, and like fluffy clouds,
I like blurry pics, like to scratch and mix,

Fozzie Bear was my favorite Muppet,
Gimmee a chance an' I'm a still come up wit',
The flow and the rhythm, the rhythm and the flow,
I try to switch it up, dontcha know.

I like babboons, I like balloons,
I like to sleep til noon, and watch cartoons,
I like opposible thumbs, watchin' girlies bums,
I like my blondes dumb, and 808 drums.

Papa ooh mow mow, I like my music loud,
Like to dance in crowds, and like fluffy clouds,
I like blurry pics, like to scratch and mix,

That's right, I spelled it blag instead of blog. Why? Cuz I felt like it. I thought it sounded funnier that way. Anyway, I've never had a blag space before so excuse me while I stumble through this.

I'm a n00b, I watch a lot of youTube
If you give me 3 minutes I can solve your Rubik's cube
That's right, yep, I'm one of those geeks
I mountain bike each week and can r3@d 733t sp33k

But wait, hold on, there's more
I play Halo3 and Call of Duty 4
I like beer, I like barbeque
And if you like those things, then I like you too.

That's right, I spelled it blag instead of blog. Why? Cuz I felt like it. I thought it sounded funnier that way. Anyway, I've never had a blag space before so excuse me while I stumble through this.

I'm a n00b, I watch a lot of youTube
If you give me 3 minutes I can solve your Rubik's cube
That's right, yep, I'm one of those geeks
I mountain bike each week and can r3@d 733t sp33k

But wait, hold on, there's more
I play Halo3 and Call of Duty 4
I like beer, I like barbeque
And if you like those things, then I like you too.