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The Olympics are over, time to get back to regular TV watching for me. Because I am way too much of a TV vegetable for my own good, and the Olympics made it about 10000x worse. It's funny that an event about people competing physically and being the best they can be could make me just want to sit in front of the TV with a couple Modelos and veg out for an entire weekend. It might not be as ironic as rain on your wedding day or a free ride when you already paid, but it's up there.

The Olympics are over, time to get back to regular TV watching for me. Because I am way too much of a TV vegetable for my own good, and the Olympics made it about 10000x worse. It's funny that an event about people competing physically and being the best they can be could make me just want to sit in front of the TV with a couple Modelos and veg out for an entire weekend. It might not be as ironic as rain on your wedding day or a free ride when you already paid, but it's up there.

Well it's all over. I know I am going to die very soon, because I have now witnessed the Dumbest Fucking Thing Ever. I cannot use the word 'fucking' enough times in this description to adequately convey my level of hatred for this piece of fuckery.

Fucking. Crocs. High. Fucking. Heels.

I think the world should just blow itself up at this point.

Well it's all over. I know I am going to die very soon, because I have now witnessed the Dumbest Fucking Thing Ever. I cannot use the word 'fucking' enough times in this description to adequately convey my level of hatred for this piece of fuckery.

Fucking. Crocs. High. Fucking. Heels.

I think the world should just blow itself up at this point.

I thought of another cool clan name today. i can't believe I missed this one earlier

2old4DOODY!!!!!!!!  --a clan dedicated to throwing baby ruth candy bars in public swimming pools and observing the mayhem that ensues

I thought of another cool clan name today. i can't believe I missed this one earlier

2old4DOODY!!!!!!!!  --a clan dedicated to throwing baby ruth candy bars in public swimming pools and observing the mayhem that ensues

I would like to take this opportunity to offer up some new possible clan names for anyone who might be in the market:

2old4doodi: A clan focused on the man, the myth, the legend.

2old4Booty: With Saints Row 2 coming up this is a slam dunk. Be dangerous and spell it Buty if you like

2old4Nudie: Let's be honest here, no one wants to see nude old people. That  scene in the movie with Matthau in the tub is burned into my skull forever.

2old4Cutie: No idea what you could do with this one but it has a certain ring to it

I would like to take this opportunity to offer up some new possible clan names for anyone who might be in the market:

2old4doodi: A clan focused on the man, the myth, the legend.

2old4Booty: With Saints Row 2 coming up this is a slam dunk. Be dangerous and spell it Buty if you like

2old4Nudie: Let's be honest here, no one wants to see nude old people. That  scene in the movie with Matthau in the tub is burned into my skull forever.

2old4Cutie: No idea what you could do with this one but it has a certain ring to it

What can I say? DEAdliest catch is about crabbin. Droppin pots and crabbingt. Since there's ont much elese i can say boaut that game i will tell you all what i have had to drink tonight

1 bottle of some oatmeal sotut sitting in the frigde from last time I went to BEVOM (i always try new shit from that place_)

2 cans boddingtons pu b ale. I love that shit

1 taneqeray and tonic

1 glass of absinthe

1glass of SANGRIA

1 glass of abisnthe (stronger than eh first one)

What can I say? DEAdliest catch is about crabbin. Droppin pots and crabbingt. Since there's ont much elese i can say boaut that game i will tell you all what i have had to drink tonight

1 bottle of some oatmeal sotut sitting in the frigde from last time I went to BEVOM (i always try new shit from that place_)

2 cans boddingtons pu b ale. I love that shit

1 taneqeray and tonic

1 glass of absinthe

1glass of SANGRIA

1 glass of abisnthe (stronger than eh first one)