Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, I can track my Xbox as it arrives at my house, only to find no one there to sign for it. I wish they would put an actual camera on the package so I could watch the guy ringing my doorbell while I am at work. I mean, who actually works during the day?

Why the crap can't I TELL them, hey I'm not gonna be home, just hold it at the dock and I'll come pick it up? You can't do shiggity shat until they've actually failed delivery one time.  Why? What's the difference if I tell them beforehand?

Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, I can track my Xbox as it arrives at my house, only to find no one there to sign for it. I wish they would put an actual camera on the package so I could watch the guy ringing my doorbell while I am at work. I mean, who actually works during the day?

Why the crap can't I TELL them, hey I'm not gonna be home, just hold it at the dock and I'll come pick it up? You can't do shiggity shat until they've actually failed delivery one time.  Why? What's the difference if I tell them beforehand?

I want everyone to know how hot Corey Feldman's wife is from this month's issue of Playboy but I am too poor to go buy a scanner for pornographical purposes.  Therefore I have created an artist's rendition of the Playboy spread: Enjoy!!!

I want everyone to know how hot Corey Feldman's wife is from this month's issue of Playboy but I am too poor to go buy a scanner for pornographical purposes.  Therefore I have created an artist's rendition of the Playboy spread: Enjoy!!!

This just in! Calling all Baines!

Miley Cyrus, 15, reportedly set to bare all in new movie

The 'Hannah Montana' star - who caused controversy when she posed 'topless' for the cover of Vanity Fair magazine earlier this year - is said to be keen to be cast as the lead character in 'Undiscovered Gyrl', which is based on Allison Burnett's new novel.

According to website MSNBC, the movie will almost definitely include nude scenes.

This just in! Calling all Baines!

Miley Cyrus, 15, reportedly set to bare all in new movie

The 'Hannah Montana' star - who caused controversy when she posed 'topless' for the cover of Vanity Fair magazine earlier this year - is said to be keen to be cast as the lead character in 'Undiscovered Gyrl', which is based on Allison Burnett's new novel.

According to website MSNBC, the movie will almost definitely include nude scenes.

This weekend, I started reading a book that someone at work loaned me a long time ago and i am just now getting around to reading. Turtledove's "Worldwar: In the Balance".

edit: screw the link to amazon. for some reason it's about 5 million character long

This weekend, I started reading a book that someone at work loaned me a long time ago and i am just now getting around to reading. Turtledove's "Worldwar: In the Balance".

edit: screw the link to amazon. for some reason it's about 5 million character long

I'm confused as hell. I have been seeing all the ads for this mixed-martial-arts 'Affliction: Banned' event coming up and, based on the roster of UFC and Pride fighters, I assumed it was a UFC fight just with a gay name. I actually thought it was some anti-affliction clothing deal. But now it appears that affliction clothing has made their own MMA organization and that's what this is, WTF? Pride gets disbanded and now these MMA deals are popping up all over the place. Just what the fuck exactly is going on here?

I'm confused as hell. I have been seeing all the ads for this mixed-martial-arts 'Affliction: Banned' event coming up and, based on the roster of UFC and Pride fighters, I assumed it was a UFC fight just with a gay name. I actually thought it was some anti-affliction clothing deal. But now it appears that affliction clothing has made their own MMA organization and that's what this is, WTF? Pride gets disbanded and now these MMA deals are popping up all over the place. Just what the fuck exactly is going on here?