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I put in some more time with Puzzle Quest this weekend and I need help from someone who knows this game.

I have been sieging cities. They have been falling under the onslaught of my mighty puzzle skills, one after another.  I didn't have much problems until I went up against some city called 'Silvermire' or 'Silvermyr', something like that.

I put in some more time with Puzzle Quest this weekend and I need help from someone who knows this game.

I have been sieging cities. They have been falling under the onslaught of my mighty puzzle skills, one after another.  I didn't have much problems until I went up against some city called 'Silvermire' or 'Silvermyr', something like that.

I have a tip for any budding game designers out there. If you are making a game that you actually want people to PLAY, and you are designing the second level, here is a bad combination of factors:

1)Small room, rendering camera frustratingly unusable
2)Giant fucking spider boss with tremendous amount of hit points AND unstoppable attack if you get too close--which of course you fucking DO if you want to hit him
3)Throw in an unstoppable supply of henchman who spawn at random points throughout the room and can SHOOT FUCKING ARROWS

I have a tip for any budding game designers out there. If you are making a game that you actually want people to PLAY, and you are designing the second level, here is a bad combination of factors:

1)Small room, rendering camera frustratingly unusable
2)Giant fucking spider boss with tremendous amount of hit points AND unstoppable attack if you get too close--which of course you fucking DO if you want to hit him
3)Throw in an unstoppable supply of henchman who spawn at random points throughout the room and can SHOOT FUCKING ARROWS

So last night I was cleaning out my staggeringly awesome 20GB drive [side rant: WTF with 180 dollars for a drive upgrade? Fuck microsoft with that shit.  I'll just stop downloading shit when my drive fills up until they offer a reasonable fucking alternative]  and found the demo for Puzzle Quest that i'd downloaded but never played.  Well I played it and liked it so I bought the full version. A few levels in...

So last night I was cleaning out my staggeringly awesome 20GB drive [side rant: WTF with 180 dollars for a drive upgrade? Fuck microsoft with that shit.  I'll just stop downloading shit when my drive fills up until they offer a reasonable fucking alternative]  and found the demo for Puzzle Quest that i'd downloaded but never played.  Well I played it and liked it so I bought the full version. A few levels in...

I first became aware of the presence of my clone years ago. My friend Bradley called me one day to find out where I was. I replied that I was squarely on my couch watching television. Bradley wanted proof of this fact, so I held the phone up to the TV set. He said that he could swear he had just seen me at a bus stop in Mesa miles away from my house. The only thing that gave him pause was the fact that 'I' was sitting with my arm around a girl, and he knew at the time I had no girlfriend.

I first became aware of the presence of my clone years ago. My friend Bradley called me one day to find out where I was. I replied that I was squarely on my couch watching television. Bradley wanted proof of this fact, so I held the phone up to the TV set. He said that he could swear he had just seen me at a bus stop in Mesa miles away from my house. The only thing that gave him pause was the fact that 'I' was sitting with my arm around a girl, and he knew at the time I had no girlfriend.

Yes I deleted my previous blog so no one bitches about me having two blogs in the bar at the same time. I felt this was far more important.

It appears the space station toilet is broken:

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24841375/

Yes I deleted my previous blog so no one bitches about me having two blogs in the bar at the same time. I felt this was far more important.

It appears the space station toilet is broken:

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24841375/