SarcasmoJones's blog

 I have noticed a disturbing trend at the place that I work right before lunch. At least three different guys share the same bathroom habit of washing their hands first, urinating, then walking out without washing their hands to go eat lunch. These guys must want nothing on their hands when they eat, except the flavor of their own cock. I personally have never eaten anything that would be improved with the addition of a sweaty dick, and I've never seen that particular ingredient in a cook book.

 I work in the shipping department for a company that makes golf shafts. As a result of working in the golf industry, a lot of the people I work with are the self absorbed golfer types in pink polo shirts. One of the vice presidents of my company tried to steal my water cooler twice today...I'm talking about a fan that pulls air through paper fins soaked with water, not the kind that you drink from. Some folks call it a swamp cooler.

 Several of us on 2old2play gathered in site chat to watch the Xbox One reveal today. United in our admiration of the new technology, anticipation of new IPs, and disdain for Dixon Tufar, we oohed and aahed each new piece of information. Forza 5 was verified as a launch title, and the console itself will hit store shelves this year...probably around the holiday season. EA showed off a couple of sports games, Ship Wreck Simulator 2014 was showcased, as well as some COD newness.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8XKqX_kvXQ      

 Hey, I just got back from Gamestop with my 12th replacement headset for my 360. For those of you who are not aware, my cat, Stella, is apparently on a strict headset wire diet, forcing me to buy headsets in bulk. They don't look or smell like cat food, but are somehow irresistible to felines. On a side note, I have a cat that needs a new home, I will even throw in the first headset at no charge.

Beware, all cats are inherently evil...it's in their nature.

Slayer guitarist, Jeff Hanneman, died this morning from liver failure, possibly attrubuted to necrosis of the skin contracted from a spider bite. He was 49.

 If you guys are into cartoons, I have some good news: Cartoon Network has arrived on Netflix. First season episodes of The Venture Bros, Metalocalypse, The Powerpuff Girls, The Grim Adventure of Mandy and Billy, Robot Chicken...all the good stuff now available for streaming on your console.