What if it was the end of the world like in the 2012 movie? What if you had to drive like hell to find a way to China? Oops, flat! Failing to prepare is preparing to fail. Woah!
Since the intertoobz became a household thing, y'all are the first guys ive heard mention SI lol! I thought you were fuckin with me for a second there. ;)
I didn't think this thread could sink any lower...Yeah yeah I know, given it's contributors it is a bottomless pit.
In other news...Summer is slipping in through the door like a paranoid virgin, showing just enough to titillate but not enough to satisfy. On the two hottest days so far I was encased in several layers of wool, padding and Maille inside a sauna of a marquee being harassed by small children, the worst of which thinking it was cool to punch me repeatedly in the stomach and stamp as hard as he could on my feet...Yes he is still alive...
Knight my ability to drag any thread to it's lowest level is a gift. As Kate Upton appears to be the winner of the boobie contest I have this video below of her showing off her natural talents. Kitten you may close your eyes, Oldschool tissues at the ready.
Or like two oscillating pendulums...afternoon delight
What if it was the end of the world like in the 2012 movie? What if you had to drive like hell to find a way to China? Oops, flat! Failing to prepare is preparing to fail. Woah!
Keanu Reeves flash back there....
Kate Upton for the win!
Slower speeds probably translate tolower tire temps, but wear will be where it is...(hachacha)
A leading panel of local bumblebees has determined I am a big white flower, I protest!
Okay was that john cusack as a limo driver?
"I want my two dollars!"
I knew it Oldschool is a two dollar hooker.
That's a line from an old Cusack movie Fitz. Don't bring your personal hobbies into the conversation.
Besides, you couldn't afford me.
Who's your Madam? I'm thinking I need to break into the business, start saving up some cash for the new gen consoles.
This thread keeps delivering. Parcells has much to ponder...and forget. But first we'll masturbate.
Your right Oldschool I've only got about 1 dollar in change, let me know when your having a sale.
Look at that. Somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.
Great movie.
You don't know who Kate Upton is? Hmm....
No one remembers Better Off Dead?
Fitzy, I ain't cheap, but I can be had....
Next Gen console, hmm....
P.S. idk who those two girls are so I'm gonna say Claudia Black!
Farscape cracking show, and Oldschool if you can pick up a next gen console for less than 2 Dollars we're good to go.
Better Off Dead was an awesome movie.
Watched that one a few times over the years. Hahaha. Sooo many people don't get the "Two Dollars" reference anymore. It makes me kinda sad actually.
I love almost anything with John Cusack.
No clue who Kate Upton is and don't care enough to google her lol.
Farscape = awesomeness!
Kate Upton was this year's cover model on SI swimsuit issue. Also loved Farscape.
Two years, last two years....some thought she was gonna get the third one THIS year, but she didn't, there was a trio of other gals instead...
Kate's also kinda famous for doing the Dougie...
Um...k...*blank look*
Since the intertoobz became a household thing, y'all are the first guys ive heard mention SI lol! I thought you were fuckin with me for a second there. ;)
I didn't think this thread could sink any lower...Yeah yeah I know, given it's contributors it is a bottomless pit.
In other news...Summer is slipping in through the door like a paranoid virgin, showing just enough to titillate but not enough to satisfy. On the two hottest days so far I was encased in several layers of wool, padding and Maille inside a sauna of a marquee being harassed by small children, the worst of which thinking it was cool to punch me repeatedly in the stomach and stamp as hard as he could on my feet...Yes he is still alive...
I don't like the banana split Oreos!
The peanut butter ones are gross too.
Knight my ability to drag any thread to it's lowest level is a gift. As Kate Upton appears to be the winner of the boobie contest I have this video below of her showing off her natural talents. Kitten you may close your eyes, Oldschool tissues at the ready.
http://youtu.be/RBaQBY8mq28
... moly
She's so talented.
She's a two-bit whore with future back problems. Here's Parcells $2.00.
Irina Shayk FTW
What an actress....I was nearly in tears at the end. Standing ovation......bravo.
She's a method actress. What sacrifice...