Do you guys have this exact same conversation in reverse over in the WHEN ARE YOU GETTING YOUR PS4 thread? One or two people simply claiming they're not getting a PS4 but rather an XBOne? Because it seems like those involved should shift sides, just so they're eating from the cake that tastes good to them, not the one that leaves a shit taste in your mouth....
Wow, the guy calls me out again on the forum by putting words in my mouth and antagonizing me.I have spoken to the mods about this issue quite a few times and have been told that if I want to comment in the forums I need to be prepared for what follows.I was prepared, didn't let the troll bother me, and responded.
I respond and right on schedule here comes the big ole' slam Azure train pulling into the station. He opened his mouth and got told off. Put on your big boy pants and move on. I'm not going to sit back and be bullied by a small group of people on this site any longer. The larger community has made it clear that you are the minority and can see the trolling bullshit that's pulled on almost every response I offer. You get personal or try to slam me in a post and I'm going to respond.
Notice how no one has said a thing about the obvious slam to myself. No, we're just worried about our good buddy Deep. Forget the fact that the Microsoft fan boy has slammed me and anyone else who had anything negative to say about the system. Lets just gang up on this Azure guy, he's a pompous ass.
As for Sarcasmo. Really? The "Head Writer" of the site slamming someone for a typo? It's called Spell Checker and sometimes we all make that mistake. Yet it's telling that you go to such a sad place for your only response on the matter. Personally, I would think that the Head Writer of the site would be able to come up with something much more interesting than a typo to show what a "Condescending Ass" I'm being. Sorry again if I don't dumb down my language to a level you find less threatening or "Condescending" but "Proverbial fence" is something I've been saying since I was ten years old. I misspelled the word and spell checker replaced the wrong spelling, it happens all the time. I guess you don't use spell checker though, you know because you're so much more intelligent and well read than me.....and yet I'm the Condescending Ass.
Hmm, I hadn't planned on coming home and reading someone's biography, but it happened...just going to have to move past that. Yeah, Azure, I called you a condescending ass, but only because your verbal assault was so (hmmm, what's the word?)... condescending. I did not realize that you are locked in a constant life or death struggle with the forces of evil and stupidity, or I certainly wouldn't have jumped on the anti-Azure bandwagon so quickly: I apologize. I kind of (sort of) half ass read some of the previous posts, but your contribution to the thread stuck out like a sore thumb because of its particularly vicious tone. Typo aside, I applaud the way you verbally kicked the shit out of someone who may or may not possess a vocabulary equal to yours, and I can only hope and pray that someone pisses you off again so I can wallow in the grandeur of your verbose rage. Well done, sir! Might I also add that you are quite insightful: I do not use spell check, but sometimes I use a proverbial thesaurus. I hope that you find it in your heart to accept my sincere apology, and if you ever need a partner in verbal crime, just know that I am your man.
Hmm, I hadn't planned on coming home and reading someone's biography, but it happened...just going to have to move past that. Yeah, Azure, I called you a condescending ass, but only because your verbal assault was so (hmmm, what's the word?)... condescending. I did not realize that you are locked in a constant life or death struggle with the forces of evil and stupidity, or I certainly wouldn't have jumped on the anti-Azure bandwagon so quickly: I apologize. I kind of (sort of) half ass read some of the previous posts, but your contribution to the thread stuck out like a sore thumb because of its particularly vicious tone. Typo aside, I applaud the way you verbally kicked the shit out of someone who may or may not possess a vocabulary equal to yours, and I can only hope and pray that someone pisses you off again so I can wallow in the grandeur of your verbose rage. Well done, sir! Might I also add that you are quite insightful: I do not use spell check, but sometimes I use a proverbial thesaurus. I hope that you find it in your heart to accept my sincere apology, and if you ever need a partner in verbal crime, just know that I am your man.
*sniffle* That's dust in my eye, I swear. It's just that it was so beautifully crafted, I want to print it and hang it on a wall next to a print of the Screaming Man.
Azure, I get it, for quite a while Autarch, Shadow and even Deep (to a point), picked the shit out of every thing you posted and generally came across as douchebags while doing it. But at some point, you gotta just let it go. Not everything that's ambiguous was meant to be interpreted as a slight to you - at least not recently. But honestly, if you can't let it go (and believe me, I'm with you - some people were being dicks to you at one point), that's all you'll read into everything that's posted. Which would be a shame.
So, getting back on topic. Actually it isn't worth the bother.
When I started this topic I was genuinely ascertaining other member's interest in the XB1. Considering the console vs console vs PC emotional roller coaster many people were on at the time, this topic could be seen as as some kind of stab at certain camps. I'm not even going to suggest my creation of this topic didn't also have an emotional motivation. I don't know for sure. LBsuke keenly observed there was an imbalance in this forum and created a similar topic for the PS4. Ultimately, it doesn't matter which system people get. Talking about it serves no good purpose and for the most part offers little information or good discussion.
It is my desire this topic gets locked. Doing so may prevent additional strife, for a time.
So, getting back on topic. Actually it isn't worth the bother.
When I started this topic I was genuinely ascertaining other member's interest in the XB1. Considering the console vs console vs PC emotional roller coaster many people were on at the time, this topic could be seen as as some kind of stab at certain camps. I'm not even going to suggest my creation of this topic didn't also have an emotional motivation. I don't know for sure. LBsuke keenly observed there was an imbalance in this forum and created a similar topic for the PS4. Ultimately, it doesn't matter which system people get. Talking about it serves no good purpose and for the most part offers little information or good discussion.
It is my desire this topic gets locked. Doing so may prevent additional strife, for a time.
What are you talking about? This thread has evolved into the most awesome thread in the history of threaded threads! What started as an attempt to take a dump on the PS4 has turned into Sarcasmapalooza. It's like a Three Stooges pie fight where everyone has unlimited pies. Sure, we'll all have to kiss and make up in the end, but that's part of the fun, too. I call first kiss with Cryptic...I've never kissed an Indonesian before.
I call first kiss with Cryptic...I've never kissed an Indonesian before.
I don't think I can survive the ironic sarcasm that you would put into that kiss, Jonesy. I would forever wonder if you actually had put your entire heart into it and I would feel used and violated as a result. Also, you'd kiss a muslim and I don't know if you can survive the rammifications of the patriot-act... Ending up in the Phillipines just because you kiss me, you know, it isn't worth it.
And then your family would hate me with a passion. It won't be ironic sarcasm hate too...
And I've kissed an american already (They're pretty easy to come by overhere, surprisingly), so been there, done that, waiting for the tshirt. I've set my sights to kissing the only gay eskimo. Poor guy will feel like a million dollars for quite while. ^^
So, getting back on topic. Actually it isn't worth the bother.
When I started this topic I was genuinely ascertaining other member's interest in the XB1. Considering the console vs console vs PC emotional roller coaster many people were on at the time, this topic could be seen as as some kind of stab at certain camps. I'm not even going to suggest my creation of this topic didn't also have an emotional motivation. I don't know for sure. LBsuke keenly observed there was an imbalance in this forum and created a similar topic for the PS4. Ultimately, it doesn't matter which system people get. Talking about it serves no good purpose and for the most part offers little information or good discussion.
It is my desire this topic gets locked. Doing so may prevent additional strife, for a time.
What are you talking about? This thread has evolved into the most awesome thread in the history of threaded threads! What started as an attempt to take a dump on the PS4 has turned into Sarcasmapalooza. It's like a Three Stooges pie fight where everyone has unlimited pies. Sure, we'll all have to kiss and make up in the end, but that's part of the fun, too. I call first kiss with Cryptic...I've never kissed an Indonesian before.
Yeah, no. Not really. I appreciate your sentiment but I really would like the topic locked. It's up to the Mods. :)
Whatever my intentions were for this topic, whether honest or emotionally affected, I see no good in it anymore. Talking about Microsoft or the XBox ONE right now is practically a political discussion. It should be disallowed until better times and cooler heads prevail. I don't believe in increased site interaction through strife ridden conversations, even though I too can be a hot head.
Eventually people will get the console that suits them. I've made my choice and timing is the only unknown. I have my fingers crossed that many of the people I play with will make a similar choice.
I doubt that. Strife runs rampant and there are few who would step up in defense! (De Proverbial defense, I digress?)
I AM interested in an XBone, only because it has such a cool porno nickname. I mean, who could resist it?
As for Deep and Azure, I don't know them from the Proverbial (I'm learning a new word) hole in the wall, although Azure seems a little high strung and snooty, but that's me looking from the outside in.
And honestly, it's not all that entertaining, but Jones on the other hand...Are you planning on doing an audio version? Can you get Samuel L Jackson to do the voice work maybe?
As for Deep and Azure, I don't know them from the Proverbial (I'm learning a new word) hole in the wall, although Azure seems a little high strung and snooty, but that's me looking from the outside in.
I *might* get one, someday maybe when I really don't know what to do with my monies. This is actually the first time in my consolegaming life where I'm truly not interested at all. Besides, all the cool-stuff stays in America when it comes to XBL-stuff, but I yet have to pay the same amount as the people in US for a box that has half the functionality. I'm not really prepared to do that, at least the 360 evolved in a US-gamers are better people box, the xbone is full on master-race only from the start, lol. So yeah, between the Xbone and the PC, PC first and then, when I have the cash lying about and am totally decadented out otherwise, I *might* get one.
So we're done arguing and nobody wants to kiss me...y'all are a big bunch of babies. While I was playing Deadpool I had come up with an incendiary insult for each person who had contributed to this thread, but lost my train of thought on my way to the computer...I'm gonna have to start writing that kind of shit down. As for the original topic, I'm getting the XBone on launch day, and anyone not doing the same is a masturbating primate with a banana in their butt. And not a cute little monkey primate, one of those big, ugly orange things like Clyde from Every Which Way But Loose. An Orangutan! That's what they are...masturbating Orangutans. An orangutan was eventually discovered to be the murderer in Murders in the Rue Morgue, so if you haven't read that story, I just ruined the ending for you. HA HA! What are you gonna do about it? While I was checking the spelling of orangutan in my proverbial thesaurus, I discovered that an Orangeman is an Irish Protestant: I did not know that, and you probably didn't either so I don't want to see any bullshit posted like" hey Jones, I already knew what an Orangeman was, but you didn't because you're some kind of freaking Texas idiot." I already know you're full of shit, so don't even try it, Mister.
Dude, what are you smoking and are you sharing? Someone out there must want to kiss you, especially since I hardly qualify as everybody. Missus Jonesy should be ready to kiss you anytime. ^^
Now I feel bad about not wanting to kiss you. You succeeded in guilttripping me, happy? So I'll just lay some krontjong-culture on you and you imagine that I kissed you. ^^
Terang bulan, terang bulan di kali,
Buaya timbul, disangkalah mati.
Jangan percaya mulut lelaki,
Berani sumpah, tapi takut mati.
If you're wondering about the meaning of it, think 'Tall trees in Georgia', but extremely condensed with crocodiles. Seriously.
Talking in dead languages won't work on me, because I've had an education too. Okay, I do my best to not show it, because, REASONS! ^^ Seriously, it was my parent's biggest disappointment, rofl. I'm rusty though, had to think on it for a few minutes, well played. You got me to use my brain.
And if you was a woman, that talking in dead languages would've been so smokin' hot!!
I love the new sig, Cryptic...I wish everyone had one of those. It would make me seem more popular than I really am. Locusclassicusbeneficiain mundo huius temporisrestatelit: the benefits of a classical education still have a place in the modern world.
I love the new sig, Cryptic...I wish everyone had one of those. It would make me seem more popular than I really am. Locusclassicusbeneficiain mundo huius temporisrestatelit: the benefits of a classical education still have a place in the modern world.
Somehow I had the feeling we were both on the unpopular-side of the playground, you know, where there's perpetual shade and no toys because the hip kids hog them... Later on I had an epiphany... there were so many unpopular kids that we totally could've gone and be the new popular. Hindsight is 20/20. ^^
As for the education, I ended up living up to my degree by holding an assault-rifle and watching the world go to shit. I hope you're more constructive, LOLOL
@Sarcasmo - Orangemen are current or former athletes from Syracuse University, I'm surprised you didn't know that. Also there's no need to write "Texas idiot", the "idiot" word is redundant and it doesn't work like a double negative either.
I'll be getting the XboxOne for sure on launch day. I'll be getting the PS4 as well. Been saving my personal funds for some time now. It's allowed me to make a small dent in my backlog and prevented me from getting any new games that I don't have the time to play.
I'm just not sure what next gen launch games I'll be getting. I loved the sea battles of ACIII so maybe ACIV. I think it will be easier once we get closer to release date and teh launch date gets more concrete. I'm fine with buying at launch. I love the smell of new gaming hardware.
I'll be getting the XboxOne for sure on launch day. I'll be getting the PS4 as well. Been saving my personal funds for some time now. It's allowed me to make a small dent in my backlog and prevented me from getting any new games that I don't have the time to play.
I'm just not sure what next gen launch games I'll be getting. I loved the sea battles of ACIII so maybe ACIV. I think it will be easier once we get closer to release date and teh launch date gets more concrete. I'm fine with buying at launch. I love the smell of new gaming hardware.
+1 for Chippernicus. I think part of the whole next gen console is the anticipation of newness and speculation of launch software. I have already preordered Ryse: Son of Rome and Forza 5 for the Xbone, but there's no telling what might pop up between now and launch. Hopefully AC4 will launch without all the bugs that plagued AC3 for the first couple of weeks.
I for one am shocked.
I will be getting a PS4 as well, just not at launch.
Do you guys have this exact same conversation in reverse over in the WHEN ARE YOU GETTING YOUR PS4 thread? One or two people simply claiming they're not getting a PS4 but rather an XBOne? Because it seems like those involved should shift sides, just so they're eating from the cake that tastes good to them, not the one that leaves a shit taste in your mouth....
Wow, the guy calls me out again on the forum by putting words in my mouth and antagonizing me.I have spoken to the mods about this issue quite a few times and have been told that if I want to comment in the forums I need to be prepared for what follows.I was prepared, didn't let the troll bother me, and responded.
I respond and right on schedule here comes the big ole' slam Azure train pulling into the station. He opened his mouth and got told off. Put on your big boy pants and move on. I'm not going to sit back and be bullied by a small group of people on this site any longer. The larger community has made it clear that you are the minority and can see the trolling bullshit that's pulled on almost every response I offer. You get personal or try to slam me in a post and I'm going to respond.
Notice how no one has said a thing about the obvious slam to myself. No, we're just worried about our good buddy Deep. Forget the fact that the Microsoft fan boy has slammed me and anyone else who had anything negative to say about the system. Lets just gang up on this Azure guy, he's a pompous ass.
As for Sarcasmo. Really? The "Head Writer" of the site slamming someone for a typo? It's called Spell Checker and sometimes we all make that mistake. Yet it's telling that you go to such a sad place for your only response on the matter. Personally, I would think that the Head Writer of the site would be able to come up with something much more interesting than a typo to show what a "Condescending Ass" I'm being. Sorry again if I don't dumb down my language to a level you find less threatening or "Condescending" but "Proverbial fence" is something I've been saying since I was ten years old. I misspelled the word and spell checker replaced the wrong spelling, it happens all the time. I guess you don't use spell checker though, you know because you're so much more intelligent and well read than me.....and yet I'm the Condescending Ass.
Hmm, I hadn't planned on coming home and reading someone's biography, but it happened...just going to have to move past that. Yeah, Azure, I called you a condescending ass, but only because your verbal assault was so (hmmm, what's the word?)... condescending. I did not realize that you are locked in a constant life or death struggle with the forces of evil and stupidity, or I certainly wouldn't have jumped on the anti-Azure bandwagon so quickly: I apologize. I kind of (sort of) half ass read some of the previous posts, but your contribution to the thread stuck out like a sore thumb because of its particularly vicious tone. Typo aside, I applaud the way you verbally kicked the shit out of someone who may or may not possess a vocabulary equal to yours, and I can only hope and pray that someone pisses you off again so I can wallow in the grandeur of your verbose rage. Well done, sir! Might I also add that you are quite insightful: I do not use spell check, but sometimes I use a proverbial thesaurus. I hope that you find it in your heart to accept my sincere apology, and if you ever need a partner in verbal crime, just know that I am your man.
*sniffle* That's dust in my eye, I swear. It's just that it was so beautifully crafted, I want to print it and hang it on a wall next to a print of the Screaming Man.
Azure, I get it, for quite a while Autarch, Shadow and even Deep (to a point), picked the shit out of every thing you posted and generally came across as douchebags while doing it. But at some point, you gotta just let it go. Not everything that's ambiguous was meant to be interpreted as a slight to you - at least not recently. But honestly, if you can't let it go (and believe me, I'm with you - some people were being dicks to you at one point), that's all you'll read into everything that's posted. Which would be a shame.
http://www.2old2play.com/blog/azuredreams/wires-bind-505730
So, getting back on topic. Actually it isn't worth the bother.
When I started this topic I was genuinely ascertaining other member's interest in the XB1. Considering the console vs console vs PC emotional roller coaster many people were on at the time, this topic could be seen as as some kind of stab at certain camps. I'm not even going to suggest my creation of this topic didn't also have an emotional motivation. I don't know for sure. LBsuke keenly observed there was an imbalance in this forum and created a similar topic for the PS4. Ultimately, it doesn't matter which system people get. Talking about it serves no good purpose and for the most part offers little information or good discussion.
It is my desire this topic gets locked. Doing so may prevent additional strife, for a time.
I don't think I can survive the ironic sarcasm that you would put into that kiss, Jonesy. I would forever wonder if you actually had put your entire heart into it and I would feel used and violated as a result. Also, you'd kiss a muslim and I don't know if you can survive the rammifications of the patriot-act... Ending up in the Phillipines just because you kiss me, you know, it isn't worth it.
And then your family would hate me with a passion. It won't be ironic sarcasm hate too...
And I've kissed an american already (They're pretty easy to come by overhere, surprisingly), so been there, done that, waiting for the tshirt. I've set my sights to kissing the only gay eskimo. Poor guy will feel like a million dollars for quite while. ^^
Whatever my intentions were for this topic, whether honest or emotionally affected, I see no good in it anymore. Talking about Microsoft or the XBox ONE right now is practically a political discussion. It should be disallowed until better times and cooler heads prevail. I don't believe in increased site interaction through strife ridden conversations, even though I too can be a hot head.
Eventually people will get the console that suits them. I've made my choice and timing is the only unknown. I have my fingers crossed that many of the people I play with will make a similar choice.
I doubt that. Strife runs rampant and there are few who would step up in defense! (De Proverbial defense, I digress?)
I AM interested in an XBone, only because it has such a cool porno nickname. I mean, who could resist it?
As for Deep and Azure, I don't know them from the Proverbial (I'm learning a new word) hole in the wall, although Azure seems a little high strung and snooty, but that's me looking from the outside in.
And honestly, it's not all that entertaining, but Jones on the other hand...Are you planning on doing an audio version? Can you get Samuel L Jackson to do the voice work maybe?
SCAYT tested, delightfully tacky, yet unrefined - Oldschool
Come on, dude. Was that really necessary?
I *might* get one, someday maybe when I really don't know what to do with my monies. This is actually the first time in my consolegaming life where I'm truly not interested at all. Besides, all the cool-stuff stays in America when it comes to XBL-stuff, but I yet have to pay the same amount as the people in US for a box that has half the functionality. I'm not really prepared to do that, at least the 360 evolved in a US-gamers are better people box, the xbone is full on master-race only from the start, lol. So yeah, between the Xbone and the PC, PC first and then, when I have the cash lying about and am totally decadented out otherwise, I *might* get one.
Options. I love them.
So we're done arguing and nobody wants to kiss me...y'all are a big bunch of babies. While I was playing Deadpool I had come up with an incendiary insult for each person who had contributed to this thread, but lost my train of thought on my way to the computer...I'm gonna have to start writing that kind of shit down. As for the original topic, I'm getting the XBone on launch day, and anyone not doing the same is a masturbating primate with a banana in their butt. And not a cute little monkey primate, one of those big, ugly orange things like Clyde from Every Which Way But Loose. An Orangutan! That's what they are...masturbating Orangutans. An orangutan was eventually discovered to be the murderer in Murders in the Rue Morgue, so if you haven't read that story, I just ruined the ending for you. HA HA! What are you gonna do about it? While I was checking the spelling of orangutan in my proverbial thesaurus, I discovered that an Orangeman is an Irish Protestant: I did not know that, and you probably didn't either so I don't want to see any bullshit posted like" hey Jones, I already knew what an Orangeman was, but you didn't because you're some kind of freaking Texas idiot." I already know you're full of shit, so don't even try it, Mister.
Dude, what are you smoking and are you sharing? Someone out there must want to kiss you, especially since I hardly qualify as everybody. Missus Jonesy should be ready to kiss you anytime. ^^
Now I feel bad about not wanting to kiss you. You succeeded in guilttripping me, happy? So I'll just lay some krontjong-culture on you and you imagine that I kissed you. ^^
Terang bulan, terang bulan di kali,
Buaya timbul, disangkalah mati.
Jangan percaya mulut lelaki,
Berani sumpah, tapi takut mati.
If you're wondering about the meaning of it, think 'Tall trees in Georgia', but extremely condensed with crocodiles. Seriously.
*smooch*
Gratias enim pulchra est poema. Quod reciprocum, sed difficile est metrum Latinum.
Talking in dead languages won't work on me, because I've had an education too. Okay, I do my best to not show it, because, REASONS! ^^ Seriously, it was my parent's biggest disappointment, rofl. I'm rusty though, had to think on it for a few minutes, well played. You got me to use my brain.
And if you was a woman, that talking in dead languages would've been so smokin' hot!!
Cryptic missed a fantastic opportunity to tell Sarcasmo to kiss his ass. All in good fun of course.
Oh hush. I'm waiting for Jonesy to tell me that, so I can laugh my ass off. ^^
I love the new sig, Cryptic...I wish everyone had one of those. It would make me seem more popular than I really am. Locus classicus beneficia in mundo huius temporis restat elit: the benefits of a classical education still have a place in the modern world.
Somehow I had the feeling we were both on the unpopular-side of the playground, you know, where there's perpetual shade and no toys because the hip kids hog them... Later on I had an epiphany... there were so many unpopular kids that we totally could've gone and be the new popular. Hindsight is 20/20. ^^
As for the education, I ended up living up to my degree by holding an assault-rifle and watching the world go to shit. I hope you're more constructive, LOLOL
I'm a constructive person with a self-destructive personailty. It's a bit of impediment to progress but at least the two ultimately balance.
I think the balance remark is quite up to arguement...everything else looks spot on.
WoW, you just blew my mind! You totally brought 2o2p's late hang up with progress back in a thread about the Xbone! Genious!
I mean...
*sigh*
We're pathetic. Quick, someone, develop an awesome game!
@Sarcasmo - Orangemen are current or former athletes from Syracuse University, I'm surprised you didn't know that. Also there's no need to write "Texas idiot", the "idiot" word is redundant and it doesn't work like a double negative either.
Can it, Parcells. If I wanted any shit out of you I would squeeze your head.
I'll be getting the XboxOne for sure on launch day. I'll be getting the PS4 as well. Been saving my personal funds for some time now. It's allowed me to make a small dent in my backlog and prevented me from getting any new games that I don't have the time to play.
I'm just not sure what next gen launch games I'll be getting. I loved the sea battles of ACIII so maybe ACIV. I think it will be easier once we get closer to release date and teh launch date gets more concrete. I'm fine with buying at launch. I love the smell of new gaming hardware.
Oldschool, thank God you're here! I need someone to hold Parcells down while I punch him in the stomach.
OOEEEH! I love it when you talk tostesterone! Can I watch? *puppy-eyes*