I can only explain the feeling I am having as Mid-Life Crisis. My daughter has turned 14 and my wife is in denial about the one thing all women hate to see coming "Men-on-pause". With all the drama of women in my house, on top of that we are trying to sell our house and have had no lookers in the month it has been on the market. Oh and my wife decides in the middle of all this that we have to have a new SUV, as she explained for when family comes to town we can haul them around. My reply was let them rent a fucking car, I am not a limo service.