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.......We lost.  Shocking I know.  A big thank you goes out to UrMomWantsMe though for allowing me to make good on my promise to peach punch at least one person.  Thanks man!  You made my night!     Congrats Team 8!  Team 7 has conferred and decided we need a re-match.  You see, we were under the impression that the goal was to see how many times you could die (straight from Ruckus-so there you have it).  Good games guys!  Oh, and thanks Gman for trying to be humurous (very valiant of you) about our completely f

So, our match is tonight.  Kollectieve, Ruckus, Root and myself will battle off against Klik, Nutdeep, Gman and URMomWantsMe.  We are playing five different custom games on Lockout.  Whoever wins three out of five matches will be the winners.  Good luck teammates!  Lets knock'em dead!

Some why questions for the day:

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

So, our match is tonight.  Kollectieve, Ruckus, Root and myself will battle off against Klik, Nutdeep, Gman and URMomWantsMe.  We are playing five different custom games on Lockout.  Whoever wins three out of five matches will be the winners.  Good luck teammates!  Lets knock'em dead!

Some why questions for the day:

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

The other day, I was trying like heck to get some major organizing done and the little ones were following me from room to room.  “Mom, can I…..”, “Mommy….”, “Hey, Mom watch this….”, “I can help Mom, look…” basically driving me nuts.  So finally I said we’re going to put to put some cartoons on for about an hour so I can finish my work in peace.  As I am flipping through the channels trying to find someth

The other day, I was trying like heck to get some major organizing done and the little ones were following me from room to room.  “Mom, can I…..”, “Mommy….”, “Hey, Mom watch this….”, “I can help Mom, look…” basically driving me nuts.  So finally I said we’re going to put to put some cartoons on for about an hour so I can finish my work in peace.  As I am flipping through the channels trying to find someth

1. "Isn't there a robbery at the Orange Julius you should be investigating?"
2. I'm searching for a hard to find 1998 nickel."
3. "DUH!! The Gap is having a sale!"