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Shared on Wed, 08/01/2007 - 11:22

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender.

3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."

madwoman

Shared on Mon, 07/30/2007 - 13:26

Is moving out of state the solution?

It’s official. Gotta write this one down so I don’t have a “senior moment” next time. I have to move out of state. Any suggestions?                        

madwoman

Shared on Mon, 07/30/2007 - 13:26

Is moving out of state the solution?

It’s official. Gotta write this one down so I don’t have a “senior moment” next time. I have to move out of state. Any suggestions?                        

madwoman

Shared on Mon, 07/23/2007 - 15:23

This is for my friend......

You know who you are, things will get better.....

Some inspiration for you:

madwoman

Shared on Mon, 07/23/2007 - 15:23

This is for my friend......

You know who you are, things will get better.....

Some inspiration for you:

madwoman

Shared on Fri, 07/20/2007 - 12:41

Things to do in a bathroom stall......

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

madwoman

Shared on Fri, 07/20/2007 - 12:41

Things to do in a bathroom stall......

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

madwoman

Shared on Thu, 07/19/2007 - 13:44

Rain, Rain go away....

Its raining, the kids are napping....

madwoman

Shared on Thu, 07/19/2007 - 13:44

Rain, Rain go away....

Its raining, the kids are napping....

madwoman

Shared on Fri, 07/13/2007 - 09:26

You know you're an 80's child if......

My sister-in-law to be and I have been hanging out quite a bit lately. Her wedding is coming up in a couple of months and she has had to plan this entire wedding completely on her own. No help from her parents, no advice, nothing. I volunteered to help out with anything she needed when I found out how stressed she was about this whole thing. She is a super sweet person. So, I have been doing odds and ends to help get this show on the road (so to speak). The other night we were looking for music for the reception.

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