Smallwoody's blog

I stole this from the "Grrr.." dude on the FoxNews site as he hit is right on the head:

I was never a spectator sports fan. Growing up, it escaped me why men were such football or baseball fans. Why did fathers clear their schedules every Sunday for even the most mundane of NFL matchups? I could never understand it.

I stole this from the "Grrr.." dude on the FoxNews site as he hit is right on the head:

I was never a spectator sports fan. Growing up, it escaped me why men were such football or baseball fans. Why did fathers clear their schedules every Sunday for even the most mundane of NFL matchups? I could never understand it.

Apparently it is the season for wives to get jobs.  My story goes like this. 

Apparently it is the season for wives to get jobs.  My story goes like this. 

Old School Duke Nukem fans will appreciate this...  I didn't know girls could talk like this.  Potty mouth!

Old School Duke Nukem fans will appreciate this...  I didn't know girls could talk like this.  Potty mouth!

It ain't that that scary but it is true. Friday I was looking forward for coming home early, hooking up my piece of junk boat to my truck and heading to the river with 3 buddies to drink beer and catfish all night. About 2:00 I get a call at work and figure it's my wife as she's called 5 times in the last 30 minutes for something or other. Anyway, she's in a panic "Get home now." Our oldest boy had cut his leg. She's not know for being a port in a storm so I ask to talk to the boy myself. He's 9 and I can tell 2 sentences in that he's in shock. "I could see my achilles tendon!

It ain't that that scary but it is true. Friday I was looking forward for coming home early, hooking up my piece of junk boat to my truck and heading to the river with 3 buddies to drink beer and catfish all night. About 2:00 I get a call at work and figure it's my wife as she's called 5 times in the last 30 minutes for something or other. Anyway, she's in a panic "Get home now." Our oldest boy had cut his leg. She's not know for being a port in a storm so I ask to talk to the boy myself. He's 9 and I can tell 2 sentences in that he's in shock. "I could see my achilles tendon!