I don't have a lot of time to go into great detail due to the internet crackdown here at work, but I'd like to share a day of stupidity with you.
Yesterday morning I had to drive the wife into work at 6am. We get all bundled up, get the baby bundled up and head out to the jeep. I'm standing there waiting for the wife to open the door and she's waiting for me to open the door.
Her: open the door, what are waiting for?
Me: why would I have the keys I have the diaper bag and baby?
Her: are you shitting me?
Me: I shit you not