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Shared on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 10:39

Mass Effect

in a week where i a have been the centre of a work romance rumour (untrue) and been handed a project that really should have been started months ago, one of my friends made the whole thing worse by lending me Mass effect to try before i buy.

i love this game, love it, i got home from work last night, stuck it in the xbox and resurfaced at about 11.30pm when i remembered to eat something before bedtime.

BUT

this game could not have arrived at a worse time.

redfive

Shared on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 10:39

Mass Effect

in a week where i a have been the centre of a work romance rumour (untrue) and been handed a project that really should have been started months ago, one of my friends made the whole thing worse by lending me Mass effect to try before i buy.

i love this game, love it, i got home from work last night, stuck it in the xbox and resurfaced at about 11.30pm when i remembered to eat something before bedtime.

BUT

this game could not have arrived at a worse time.

redfive

Shared on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:39

coming to america

soon i will be invading the shores of your mighty nation. my dad comes from New Jersey you see, and i'm off for a visit as a 60th birthday thing for him, he asked me what i wanted to go and see, you know, tourist stuff. i gave him a blank stare on the webcam he asked me again what i wanted to do..."we can do the statue of liberty, central park, anything you want bud, make a list and we'll hit the city"

i think he was surprised by my replies..

Hooters, Hooters, Hooters...and Hooters.

redfive

Shared on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:39

coming to america

soon i will be invading the shores of your mighty nation. my dad comes from New Jersey you see, and i'm off for a visit as a 60th birthday thing for him, he asked me what i wanted to go and see, you know, tourist stuff. i gave him a blank stare on the webcam he asked me again what i wanted to do..."we can do the statue of liberty, central park, anything you want bud, make a list and we'll hit the city"

i think he was surprised by my replies..

Hooters, Hooters, Hooters...and Hooters.

redfive

Shared on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:33

sleep vs xbox

so here i am on another late shift...okay it finishes at 8pm. BUT i have to be back in work at 8 a.m. for the early. its been like this for about a week now. so by the time i get home, i can have a bath...and then go to sleep....to be up again at 05.30 to be in work for 8.

leaving me absolutley no interest in anything else except my huge, soft, comfy, warm, cosy, awesome bed....but i wanna play xbox

redfive

Shared on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:33

sleep vs xbox

so here i am on another late shift...okay it finishes at 8pm. BUT i have to be back in work at 8 a.m. for the early. its been like this for about a week now. so by the time i get home, i can have a bath...and then go to sleep....to be up again at 05.30 to be in work for 8.

leaving me absolutley no interest in anything else except my huge, soft, comfy, warm, cosy, awesome bed....but i wanna play xbox

redfive

Shared on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 07:16

ex girlfriend.

so i bump into the ex on the bus last night on my way home after a long day. all i wanted was some tunes on my ipod and to stare out the window and then there she is. we parted quite badly.

"hello you, hows it going?" she asks as she slumps down next to me

"fuck you"

"oh cool, i'm glad you got the job, you were really keen on it."

"don't patronise me woman"

"have you met anyone yet?"

redfive

Shared on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 07:16

ex girlfriend.

so i bump into the ex on the bus last night on my way home after a long day. all i wanted was some tunes on my ipod and to stare out the window and then there she is. we parted quite badly.

"hello you, hows it going?" she asks as she slumps down next to me

"fuck you"

"oh cool, i'm glad you got the job, you were really keen on it."

"don't patronise me woman"

"have you met anyone yet?"

redfive

Shared on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 13:35

Late Shift

so. i'm on the late shift. sat at my pc. all the management have gone home.

MWUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

what to do first...steal stationary...peruse my stats on various game sites?

feet on desk or feet off desk?

straight up cigarette or reefer on my smoke break? (theres nothing like being stoned at work, its the employment equivalent of wearing your girlfriends thong to a family function)

work?

nope.

 

icanhascheeseburger.

redfive

Shared on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 13:35

Late Shift

so. i'm on the late shift. sat at my pc. all the management have gone home.

MWUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

what to do first...steal stationary...peruse my stats on various game sites?

feet on desk or feet off desk?

straight up cigarette or reefer on my smoke break? (theres nothing like being stoned at work, its the employment equivalent of wearing your girlfriends thong to a family function)

work?

nope.

 

icanhascheeseburger.

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