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At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

A kid goes up to his father and asks, "Dad what is sex?"

His dad was afraid of this day for a while so he told his son to ask his grandmother.

He goes to his grandmother, who's husband has been gone for a long time now and asks, "Grammy, what is sex?"

She took him away, had sex with him, and he now knew what sex was.

The kid goes back to his father and tells him what happened.

His father screams, "YOU FUCKED MY MOM!"

The little boy screams back at him "NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!"

A kid goes up to his father and asks, "Dad what is sex?"

His dad was afraid of this day for a while so he told his son to ask his grandmother.

He goes to his grandmother, who's husband has been gone for a long time now and asks, "Grammy, what is sex?"

She took him away, had sex with him, and he now knew what sex was.

The kid goes back to his father and tells him what happened.

His father screams, "YOU FUCKED MY MOM!"

The little boy screams back at him "NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!"

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

A man was taking golf lessons one day. He swung the driver and hit it 150 yards.

"What did I do wrong?" he asked.

"Hold the club gently", said the pro." like you hold your wife's breasts."

The man took the advice and hit it 275 yards. That night he told his wife about the lesson.

The next day she went out for a lesson, too. She swung her driver and hit the ball about 50 yards.

"No, no, you're gripping it way too hard", said the pro.

"Hold the club like you would your husband's penis."

A man was taking golf lessons one day. He swung the driver and hit it 150 yards.

"What did I do wrong?" he asked.

"Hold the club gently", said the pro." like you hold your wife's breasts."

The man took the advice and hit it 275 yards. That night he told his wife about the lesson.

The next day she went out for a lesson, too. She swung her driver and hit the ball about 50 yards.

"No, no, you're gripping it way too hard", said the pro.

"Hold the club like you would your husband's penis."