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Shared on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 13:18

Wrong number, bitch tits.

In this digital age my wife is trying to find more and more surefire ways of getting a hold of me. I have a cell phone but AT&T sucks at my house. I have an internet phone number through Yahoo however Yahoo Messenger can get kind of flaky at times. My wife has US Cellular, which works well at our house, so this weekend she decided to pick me up a second cell phone and add it to a family plan. I already have an iPhone so I don't need anything special, just the basic "free with 2-year contract" phone.

JPNor

Shared on Fri, 06/06/2008 - 22:37

Along comes Debbie Downer

Just for a quick "yay me" I was promoted to a Director position at my job this week. Yay me. The promotion came with some potentially lucrative bonus incentives provided my sales team hits certain numbers. Higher numbers = higher bonuses. I'm planning on making an absurd amount of money this year.

JPNor

Shared on Fri, 06/06/2008 - 22:37

Along comes Debbie Downer

Just for a quick "yay me" I was promoted to a Director position at my job this week. Yay me. The promotion came with some potentially lucrative bonus incentives provided my sales team hits certain numbers. Higher numbers = higher bonuses. I'm planning on making an absurd amount of money this year.

JPNor

Shared on Sat, 05/31/2008 - 15:03

Just in case having an infant isn't enough....

My son is now 9 months old, crawling and very close to teething. Which means I have a baby who is always cranky and requires a constant watchful eye, as he gets into EVERYTHING. I'm perfectly content hanging out with him, keeping one eye on him the other on the big screen, where Niko Bellic is running around stealing cars and killing the occasional cop.

JPNor

Shared on Sat, 05/31/2008 - 15:03

Just in case having an infant isn't enough....

My son is now 9 months old, crawling and very close to teething. Which means I have a baby who is always cranky and requires a constant watchful eye, as he gets into EVERYTHING. I'm perfectly content hanging out with him, keeping one eye on him the other on the big screen, where Niko Bellic is running around stealing cars and killing the occasional cop.

JPNor

Shared on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 20:05

The worst pitch in the history of baseball

And the award goes to..... Mariah Carey!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwFgpPvK0aU[/youtube]

Stick to recording shitty albums and banging your producers, Mariah. Baseball just ain't for you.

JPNor

Shared on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 20:05

The worst pitch in the history of baseball

And the award goes to..... Mariah Carey!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwFgpPvK0aU[/youtube]

Stick to recording shitty albums and banging your producers, Mariah. Baseball just ain't for you.

JPNor

Shared on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 17:05

GTA4 Sucks.

That's right, I said it. GTA4 sucks.

At what, exactly though? As a game it's fucking awesome. Among the best I've played on the 360. But let's compile a list of things it sucks as:

- Reading material. The game is a great looking disk but if you're going to be in sitting on a train for a while, there's simply not enough entertaining information on the disk to keep you informed and educated for more than a couple minutes.

JPNor

Shared on Thu, 05/22/2008 - 17:05

GTA4 Sucks.

That's right, I said it. GTA4 sucks.

At what, exactly though? As a game it's fucking awesome. Among the best I've played on the 360. But let's compile a list of things it sucks as:

- Reading material. The game is a great looking disk but if you're going to be in sitting on a train for a while, there's simply not enough entertaining information on the disk to keep you informed and educated for more than a couple minutes.

JPNor

Shared on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 11:47

Gayer Gamer banned from XBL

There have been a handful of blogs here recently about gay marriage and same-sex couples. But what about simply labeling oneself as gay - is that really offensive? According to the Xbox Live community, yes it is.

The Consumerist printed this letter from Grant, no longer theGAYERgamer:

Consumerist,

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