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Exact transcript of inplant instant message conversation between myself and Indy488 at our factory today:

Kwazy              Yo.
Indy488           sup
Kwazy              Did you know there is a drawing of male genitalia in the 600 row restroom with your name and an arrow pointing to it?
Indy488           no

Exact transcript of inplant instant message conversation between myself and Indy488 at our factory today:

Kwazy              Yo.
Indy488           sup
Kwazy              Did you know there is a drawing of male genitalia in the 600 row restroom with your name and an arrow pointing to it?
Indy488           no

Pregnant lady chases pirates at box office
Most doctors advise against pirate-chasing in third trimester.

TB patient insists he had Greek wedding
Can you give someone TB that way?

Berlin's culture club
Twas it East Berlin, it would be Commie Chameleon.

#1  I just knocked my Sammy Adams over on the coffee table while eating dinner and watching the Daily Show on Tivo.  Without really so much as a second thought, I bent over to slurp as much of it up as I could.  I would not have guessed I'd still be doing this at 34 years of age.  I got up to get some paper towels.  When I'd returned, I found the dog had taken my lead and finished slurping it up.  Good Dog.

#1  I just knocked my Sammy Adams over on the coffee table while eating dinner and watching the Daily Show on Tivo.  Without really so much as a second thought, I bent over to slurp as much of it up as I could.  I would not have guessed I'd still be doing this at 34 years of age.  I got up to get some paper towels.  When I'd returned, I found the dog had taken my lead and finished slurping it up.  Good Dog.

"Guilt is like a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down."

"Guilt is like a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down."