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Off all the downsides associated with having children, requisite equipment purchases for their storage wasn't one of them. If I ever have any kids, I'll just chain them to a water pipe when their skills are not required.

Off all the downsides associated with having children, requisite equipment purchases for their storage wasn't one of them. If I ever have any kids, I'll just chain them to a water pipe when their skills are not required.

I've got an accusation to make.  Some of you are still watching Mind of Mencia on Comedy Central.  Don't try denying it.  And I don't want to hear any bullshit excuses like, "It must have been my retarded nephew from Bakersfield whose family visited last weekend.  I simply don't buy it.

I know you are watching Mencia for one simple reason:  it's still on TV.  Never before assembled has been such a banal, contrived, bucket of unfunny bile than is Mencia's show.  It makes SNL from the 1990's look inspired in comparison.

I've got an accusation to make.  Some of you are still watching Mind of Mencia on Comedy Central.  Don't try denying it.  And I don't want to hear any bullshit excuses like, "It must have been my retarded nephew from Bakersfield whose family visited last weekend.  I simply don't buy it.

I know you are watching Mencia for one simple reason:  it's still on TV.  Never before assembled has been such a banal, contrived, bucket of unfunny bile than is Mencia's show.  It makes SNL from the 1990's look inspired in comparison.

Below is from Steve Hawk's blog.  Steve is a writer for the HBO original series John from Cincinnati.  The quote is attributed to David Milch, creator of JFC and the awesome but canceled Deadwood.  Milch was also a fraternity brother of George W. Bush at Yale until he was expelled (Milch, not Bush) for shooting out the siren of a cop car with a shot gun.

Below is from Steve Hawk's blog.  Steve is a writer for the HBO original series John from Cincinnati.  The quote is attributed to David Milch, creator of JFC and the awesome but canceled Deadwood.  Milch was also a fraternity brother of George W. Bush at Yale until he was expelled (Milch, not Bush) for shooting out the siren of a cop car with a shot gun.

On Friday, July 13th, I officially had 1307 forum posts.

Which is strange, as one supposed origin of the whole superstition dates back to the betrayal of the Knights Templar by, among others the French King Phillip IV.  This occurred on October 13th in, you guessed it....1307

Odd coincidence.