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Shared on Tue, 03/20/2007 - 16:25

Daily Roundup

Panama seizes 19.4 tons of cocaine
That’s tons with a “t,” or 38,800 pounds for the layman. Wow!

Report: Adult illiteracy rate high in nation's capital
Much lower if don’t include lobbyists and politicians.

Kwazy

Shared on Tue, 03/20/2007 - 16:25

Daily Roundup

Panama seizes 19.4 tons of cocaine
That’s tons with a “t,” or 38,800 pounds for the layman. Wow!

Report: Adult illiteracy rate high in nation's capital
Much lower if don’t include lobbyists and politicians.

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 03/19/2007 - 17:18

Staple it together and call it bad weather

I was working on a case study for a class I’m taking last night. Finished up with a set of notes and went to staple them together.

*clack* *clack* *clack*

Nada. Now I’ve got to find the staples. This is not normally an easy task as I only have to fill the thing up every year or so. This time I got lucky; I had a vague recollection of a couple of places they could have been from last year. The first place I looked…presto. Take that, alcohol!

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 03/19/2007 - 17:18

Staple it together and call it bad weather

I was working on a case study for a class I’m taking last night. Finished up with a set of notes and went to staple them together.

*clack* *clack* *clack*

Nada. Now I’ve got to find the staples. This is not normally an easy task as I only have to fill the thing up every year or so. This time I got lucky; I had a vague recollection of a couple of places they could have been from last year. The first place I looked…presto. Take that, alcohol!

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 03/19/2007 - 15:09

Daily Rundown

Plane as wide as football field to land in NYC

Manhattan denizens scheduled to be shitting their pants

Jury selection begins for Phil Spector murder
Have you seen this cat lately? He looks like the unholy spawn of Art Garfunkle and Yahoo Serious. Note to self: If ever facing murder charges, just go to GreatClips.

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 03/19/2007 - 15:09

Daily Rundown

Plane as wide as football field to land in NYC

Manhattan denizens scheduled to be shitting their pants

Jury selection begins for Phil Spector murder
Have you seen this cat lately? He looks like the unholy spawn of Art Garfunkle and Yahoo Serious. Note to self: If ever facing murder charges, just go to GreatClips.

Kwazy

Shared on Fri, 03/16/2007 - 19:13

The Daily Rundown

Top general calls homosexuality 'immoral'

Ah, yes. And the Pentagon is such a bastion for morality.
 

Stallone charged over banned drug
Turns out it’s a eurphoic they put in the popcorn at screenings of Rocky Balboa to stop people from getting up and walking out.
 

Kwazy

Shared on Fri, 03/16/2007 - 19:13

The Daily Rundown

Top general calls homosexuality 'immoral'

Ah, yes. And the Pentagon is such a bastion for morality.
 

Stallone charged over banned drug
Turns out it’s a eurphoic they put in the popcorn at screenings of Rocky Balboa to stop people from getting up and walking out.
 

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 03/14/2007 - 17:18

Chose your sin

I’d like to think of myself of at least average intelligence.  I rarely get my shoes on the wrong feet, I know how to drive a stick shift,  and while watching cartoons, I never furrow my brow with anxious concern worrying if the Road Runner is going to get caught by Wile E. Coyote.

 

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 03/14/2007 - 17:18

Chose your sin

I’d like to think of myself of at least average intelligence.  I rarely get my shoes on the wrong feet, I know how to drive a stick shift,  and while watching cartoons, I never furrow my brow with anxious concern worrying if the Road Runner is going to get caught by Wile E. Coyote.

 

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