Kwazy's blog

Carrie Fisher's 'Essential' new job
Please God let it be essential that she wears a gold-metal bikini.  Second thought, check that.  Twenty-two years couldn't have been that kind.

Cingular puts wrestling on cell phones
Preadolescents and men with extremely small penises everywhere rejoice.

Carrie Fisher's 'Essential' new job
Please God let it be essential that she wears a gold-metal bikini.  Second thought, check that.  Twenty-two years couldn't have been that kind.

Cingular puts wrestling on cell phones
Preadolescents and men with extremely small penises everywhere rejoice.

The wife and I came to a conclusion tonight.  It seems  I can either drink heavily, or have a civil conversation with my father…not both.  You see, my parents were over for dinner tonight.  The evening had all the trappings of a pleasant meeting.  Wife dusted off her formidable, if underutilzed, culinary skills.  Decent wine, no invasions by rogue Nazi Elvis impersonators.  Should by all accounts have been a very pleasant evening.

The wife and I came to a conclusion tonight.  It seems  I can either drink heavily, or have a civil conversation with my father…not both.  You see, my parents were over for dinner tonight.  The evening had all the trappings of a pleasant meeting.  Wife dusted off her formidable, if underutilzed, culinary skills.  Decent wine, no invasions by rogue Nazi Elvis impersonators.  Should by all accounts have been a very pleasant evening.

At least 2 winning Mega Millions tickets sold
Meaning at least two people took massive craps on their bosses’ desks this morning.

Beheading threat made doctor flee
Guess that proves he's not retarded.

At least 2 winning Mega Millions tickets sold
Meaning at least two people took massive craps on their bosses’ desks this morning.

Beheading threat made doctor flee
Guess that proves he's not retarded.

Suspect confesses to killing, dismembering wife
When he criticized her cooking, she’d just go to pieces.

Computer giants boost e-waste programs
Something must be done about computer poop!

Suspect confesses to killing, dismembering wife
When he criticized her cooking, she’d just go to pieces.

Computer giants boost e-waste programs
Something must be done about computer poop!