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Man, this global warming thing is killing me! Here it is almost June, in Arizona and when I got in my car to come to work this morning it was a sweltering 51 degrees! It's SNOWING up in Flagstaff for cripes' sake.   And here I was just putting the winter clothing. (Not really. I don't have any)

Man, this global warming thing is killing me! Here it is almost June, in Arizona and when I got in my car to come to work this morning it was a sweltering 51 degrees! It's SNOWING up in Flagstaff for cripes' sake.   And here I was just putting the winter clothing. (Not really. I don't have any)

I saw this photo of Cameron Diaz this morning, and holy shit--is it photoshopped? How can the cranium be THAT FUCKING BIG compared to the face? Normal bald people do not look like this.




Unless you are talking about this guy

I saw this photo of Cameron Diaz this morning, and holy shit--is it photoshopped? How can the cranium be THAT FUCKING BIG compared to the face? Normal bald people do not look like this.




Unless you are talking about this guy

This conversation just happened in my office:

Co-Worker: "How do you e-mail an e-mail address to someone?"
Me: "Start a new e-mail, pick the recipient, type the e-mail address into the message."
Co-worker: "No, there's got to be an easier way."
Me: blank stare

This conversation just happened in my office:

Co-Worker: "How do you e-mail an e-mail address to someone?"
Me: "Start a new e-mail, pick the recipient, type the e-mail address into the message."
Co-worker: "No, there's got to be an easier way."
Me: blank stare

How's this for BS?  I used to have a phone with Qwest as the service provider. Service was shitty and the phone was a piece of crap.  However, I could download ringtones for it. I could also send photos to other peoples' cellphones with ease, just pick their number, hit 'send picture message', and away it goes.

How's this for BS?  I used to have a phone with Qwest as the service provider. Service was shitty and the phone was a piece of crap.  However, I could download ringtones for it. I could also send photos to other peoples' cellphones with ease, just pick their number, hit 'send picture message', and away it goes.

Here's the random annoyance of the day.  There is a song they play on Sirius Hits 1 (which I listen to sometimes out of sheer laziness) called 'Our Song'. It's some rednecky country sounding song, I don't know why they play it on the hits station. Probably because it's annoying as hell and they want to force me to change the station--but I refuse! My remote control broke so when I change the station I have to lean way up forward to reach the control up on the dash, and this causes a number of driving hazards. So I am acting in the public's best interest by leaving it set where it is.

Here's the random annoyance of the day.  There is a song they play on Sirius Hits 1 (which I listen to sometimes out of sheer laziness) called 'Our Song'. It's some rednecky country sounding song, I don't know why they play it on the hits station. Probably because it's annoying as hell and they want to force me to change the station--but I refuse! My remote control broke so when I change the station I have to lean way up forward to reach the control up on the dash, and this causes a number of driving hazards. So I am acting in the public's best interest by leaving it set where it is.