I also had a dream. However, in my dream I was chasing someone down with a chainsaw. I awoke from this dream with a start...and a question burning in my head. Now, one would assume that I would question what my motive could have been for wanting to kill someone with a chainsaw, or perhaps even wonder if this dream could be indicative of some underlying psychotic tendency. Nope. The question that was immediately in my head as I awoke from this murderous dream was "why did I have a Stihl?" I would never buy a Stihl...they're too fucking hard to start.
@Gunny... Mine all start flawlessly too. The oldest one I got is going on 30yrs. It is still a nice saw for limbing.
@Jones... I don't know Jones... I would trust the word of a professional over that of a warehousman. No offence bud but if I needed to thrash someone verbally I would come to you first or maybe store some thing I would come to you. If I needed help putting something in a box, I remain steadfastly confident that you are indeed the paragon shipping excellence and I would not waste any time asking for your assistance.
@Gunny... Mine all start flawlessly too. The oldest one I got is going on 30yrs. It is still a nice saw for limbing.
@Jones... I don't know Jones... I would trust the word of a professional over that of a warehousman. No offence bud but if I needed to thrash someone verbally I would come to you first or maybe store some thing I would come to you. If I needed help putting something in a box, I remain steadfastly confident that you are indeed the paragon shipping excellence and I would not waste any time asking for your assistance.
yeah, my brother n law has done tree work for 30 years and he has three Stihl's...of course he probably couldn't ship anything to save his ass...
@Gunny... Mine all start flawlessly too. The oldest one I got is going on 30yrs. It is still a nice saw for limbing.
@Jones... I don't know Jones... I would trust the word of a professional over that of a warehousman. No offence bud but if I needed to thrash someone verbally I would come to you first or maybe store some thing I would come to you. If I needed help putting something in a box, I remain steadfastly confident that you are indeed the paragon shipping excellence and I would not waste any time asking for your assistance.
I was a tree surgeon for almost a decade, both in Las Vegas and Kansas City...that professional enough for you? Would you also agree that criticizing someone's opinion of a product based on their current vocation is a bit presumptuous? No offense, intended, I'm sure that you did the best with the information you thought you possessed. So...if you need to take down a tree between two houses and a set of power lines, or if you need a professional opinion on what chainsaw to use for the job, call me first...bud. Use a Poulan when climbing and a Johnsered on the ground. While we're at it, I prefer the Vermeer wood chipper, but find that the carbide teeth on their stump grinders bend too easily...especially on hard woods like Sycamore.
@Gunny: They start fine if they're still warm. Starting a big Stihl at the beginning of a job is a bitch, and never ever carry any Stihl up a tree...they have Poulans for that. If you want a good ground saw, buy a Johnsered, totally worth the extra $150 and they will cut through a motherfucking car. And they start when you tell em to. I wouldn't buy a Stihl, certainly not a big Stihl.
No, it's not hot...it's a cool, comfortable 105 degrees at work with 80% humidity. Oh, BTW...the Lumberjack Song is not by Heart, it's by Monty Python. Heart sings Barracuda.
@Gunny... Mine all start flawlessly too. The oldest one I got is going on 30yrs. It is still a nice saw for limbing.
@Jones... I don't know Jones... I would trust the word of a professional over that of a warehousman. No offence bud but if I needed to thrash someone verbally I would come to you first or maybe store some thing I would come to you. If I needed help putting something in a box, I remain steadfastly confident that you are indeed the paragon shipping excellence and I would not waste any time asking for your assistance.
I was a tree surgeon for almost a decade, both in Las Vegas and Kansas City...that professional enough for you? Would you also agree that criticizing someone's opinion of a product based on their current vocation is a bit presumptuous? No offense, intended, I'm sure that you did the best with the information you thought you possessed. So...if you need to take down a tree between two houses and a set of power lines, or if you need a professional opinion on what chainsaw to use for the job, call me first...bud. Use a Poulan when climbing and a Johnsered on the ground. While we're at it, I prefer the Vermeer wood chipper, but find that the carbide teeth on their stump grinders bend too easily...especially on hard woods like Sycamore.
Jones, that's a donkey, maybe a mule, not an ass, and I found it under burro, although without legs in sight, it's hard to tell. .
Yeah, that whole double bird makes me laugh every time I see it. I had a picture of a donkey to begin with, but Oldschool pointed out that I have a barnyard species identification deficiency, so I replaced it and edited my posts to make him seem crazy. Did you know that Oldschool's brother in law has been using Stihls for 30 years? Some folks are just slow learners, I guess.
I'm glad you cleared that up Jones, things were going in all directions at once even more than usual for this thread. Right back to buisness, has anyone found a big red knob in their house?
Umm, yeah...
(just nod your head and ease towards the door....)
yes.
Okay I don't think you guys are serious. I know what verbal prozac feels like!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmJKY59NX8o
So I come in here and there is 78 new posts.
I read all posts
Learn nothing.
Whales make the Sea salty.
Also Knight you Dream sounds epic! Although I wont be happy if the car got shot to shit. Also I need some prostitutes
I also had a dream. However, in my dream I was chasing someone down with a chainsaw. I awoke from this dream with a start...and a question burning in my head. Now, one would assume that I would question what my motive could have been for wanting to kill someone with a chainsaw, or perhaps even wonder if this dream could be indicative of some underlying psychotic tendency. Nope. The question that was immediately in my head as I awoke from this murderous dream was "why did I have a Stihl?" I would never buy a Stihl...they're too fucking hard to start.
They look good to me though?
Steihl Rocks!! All we use at work. Start perfectly. I think Jones' problem is more user related.
@Gunny... Mine all start flawlessly too. The oldest one I got is going on 30yrs. It is still a nice saw for limbing.
@Jones... I don't know Jones... I would trust the word of a professional over that of a warehousman. No offence bud but if I needed to thrash someone verbally I would come to you first or maybe store some thing I would come to you. If I needed help putting something in a box, I remain steadfastly confident that you are indeed the paragon shipping excellence and I would not waste any time asking for your assistance.
yeah, my brother n law has done tree work for 30 years and he has three Stihl's...of course he probably couldn't ship anything to save his ass...
She has some fine coconuts Church.
@Gunny: They start fine if they're still warm. Starting a big Stihl at the beginning of a job is a bitch, and never ever carry any Stihl up a tree...they have Poulans for that. If you want a good ground saw, buy a Johnsered, totally worth the extra $150 and they will cut through a motherfucking car. And they start when you tell em to. I wouldn't buy a Stihl, certainly not a big Stihl.
http://youtu.be/5zey8567bcg
My boys n I know that song by heart Knight!
Frequently break out in it in the oddest locations, in harmony to some really comical looks around us...
Hey Jones, it's really hot today isn't it?
Oh,morning all...
No, it's not hot...it's a cool, comfortable 105 degrees at work with 80% humidity. Oh, BTW...the Lumberjack Song is not by Heart, it's by Monty Python. Heart sings Barracuda.
Jones, that's a donkey, maybe a mule, not an ass,
and I found it under burro, although without legs in sight, it's hard to tell. .
Clearly it's tagged donkey...damn internet!
Donkey? WTF? I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. Don't you sense that you may be off track here?
yeah, i was sensing that...
How you like me now?
Roasted would do fine
I DID look up jackass and it had this...
I found that picture on the internet too...under "handsome."
Strange you should have found a picture of me.
The brick shitting picture was awesome!
Almost spewed my coffee on that one, thanks for the morning hoot Jonesy!!!
I'm glad you cleared that up Jones, things were going in all directions at once even more than usual for this thread. Right back to buisness, has anyone found a big red knob in their house?
Fitzy, a little penicillin will take care of that. One little prick will take care of the other...