I'm not a comic book reader so I have no idea if this guy is a bonafide badass, but when I saw him featured in the new movie trailers I had zero desire to see the film.
I'm not a comic book reader so I have no idea if this guy is a bonafide badass, but when I saw him featured in the new movie trailers I had zero desire to see the film.
Questioning the Supervillain-ness of Bane? He is one of the only villains to ever actually beat Batman. And not just beat him, but paralyze him. He shattered his spine, forcing Bruce Wayne to step down as Batman for a time and let someone else take his place. If that's not a super villain, I don't know what is.
I'm not a comic book reader so I have no idea if this guy is a bonafide badass, but when I saw him featured in the new movie trailers I had zero desire to see the film.
Questioning the Supervillain-ness of Bane? He is one of the only villains to ever actually beat Batman. And not just beat him, but paralyze him. He shattered his spine, forcing Bruce Wayne to step down as Batman for a time and let someone else take his place. If that's not a super villain, I don't know what is.
Batman's just a martial artist with expensive gear. He could have been paralyzed by falling off a horse.
I'm not a comic book reader so I have no idea if this guy is a bonafide badass, but when I saw him featured in the new movie trailers I had zero desire to see the film.
Questioning the Supervillain-ness of Bane? He is one of the only villains to ever actually beat Batman. And not just beat him, but paralyze him. He shattered his spine, forcing Bruce Wayne to step down as Batman for a time and let someone else take his place. If that's not a super villain, I don't know what is.
Batman's just a martial artist with expensive gear. He could have been paralyzed by falling off a horse.
Agreed. He aint got shit on those others. He couldn't even polish Vader's helmet. Take that how you want.
Not for nothing, I even have to question Cobra Comander and Voldemolt standing next to Vader and Sauron.
Then you're crazy. Voldemort could easily handle Vader, and could hold his own vs Sauron.
Vader can what? Move things with his mind and do a hand-choke? Voldemort can do the same as well as a whole host of other kinds of things like, you know, turn his body into an ethreal body that has no physical form (love to see Vader choke what essentially amounts to a ghost), disappear from any place he wants and reappear any other place, and shoot curses that kill on contact.
Yeah, Vader can have fun moving some objects around for a bit though...
Bane's also a genius. He discovered who Batman was, the went to Wayne Manor and beat the everloving shit out of Bruce Wayne. He broke Batman's back over his knee. Voldermort can't even beat up a little kid.
Actually, no, Cobra Commander is dead. Shot in the head. They had a contest to find out who replaced him. Most Joes killed was the winner.
I don't know much about Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter, but I wouldn't exactly say this panel consisted of the top baddies if Cobra Commander was on stage. What was he good at? Escaping from vehicles before they blew up? All Cobra guys were good at that. Let's not forget, he was the guy who approved the plans for a helicopter that didn't even offer protection from bird droppings.
This is what I think of when I think of Cobra Commander.
Bane's also a genius. He discovered who Batman was, the went to Wayne Manor and beat the everloving shit out of Bruce Wayne. He broke Batman's back over his knee. Voldermort can't even beat up a little kid.
Book Spoilers (if anyone's still way behind the times)
It took 5 people to kill Voldemort: Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Albus Dumbledore himself (commonly known as the greatest wizard to every have lived). And to get technical about it, Voldemort was finally finished off by his own rebounding curse, not by Harry.
Voldemort personally murdered over 200 talented witches and wizards and it took an extreme amount of planning and sacrifice (literally, Dumbledore allowed people to be killed like pawns on a chess board to move the plan forward) to bring him down.
Saying he couldn't beat up a little kid is like saying Sauron couldn't even stop a little Hobbit or that Superman is brought to his knees by a rock.
Bane's also a genius. He discovered who Batman was, the went to Wayne Manor and beat the everloving shit out of Bruce Wayne. He broke Batman's back over his knee. Voldermort can't even beat up a little kid.
Book Spoilers (if anyone's still way behind the times)
It took 5 people to kill Voldemort: Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Albus Dumbledore himself (commonly known as the greatest wizard to every have lived). And to get technical about it, Voldemort was finally finished off by his own rebounding curse, not by Harry.
Voldemort personally murdered over 200 talented witches and wizards and it took an extreme amount of planning and sacrifice (literally, Dumbledore allowed people to be killed like pawns on a chess board to move the plan forward) to bring him down.
Saying he couldn't beat up a little kid is like saying Sauron couldn't even stop a little Hobbit or that Superman is brought to his knees by a rock.
Voldemort was hard to kill only because Rowling needed him alive to keep her last 4 books relevent. The only reason he killed so many is because, according to Rowling, the english wizards are scared little bitches. They would cower in fear and wait for him to slowly dispatch them. Voldemort was a little pussy. If 4 kids (including neville) could kill him, he aint shit. The guy was partially destroyed because they stabbed a book that had a piece of his soul in it. I'm sure John Mayer has a diary that he put his 'soul' into, aka deepest secrets, and I am now on a search to destroy it.
Sauron's power was in his army and the ring. So I'm not sure how you would classify him in this. if you include his army he's probably the worst one. Without his army he is crap. You destroy him by destroying a piece of jewelry? Sounds more like one of the Kardashian sisters.
Bane took out Batman only after he had become exhausted from taking out a ass-load of baddies. After Bane was defeated by Jean-Paul Whathisface (thank you wiki) Bruce Wayne returned and then beat the new Batman. So in a long round about way, Bane lost to Batman. The guy was bound to lose anyway. Anyone who gets that pumped up on a crack/roids mix is bound to fail. Unless you are Roger Clemens.
Cobra commander is a fictional character created to keep defense spending a priority. He isn't a bad guy, he is a tax bump. If you remove that frying pan from his head you will see a giggling Dick Cheney.
Vader is a misunderstood father who just wants his son to take over the family business. I get a strong feeling the Skywalker's have strong Norwegian roots. One minute you are having to dodge random household objects being thrown at you and the next they are attacking their boss for giving you a bad look. Sounds more like Thanksgiving at my house.
Vader is a misunderstood father who just wants his son to take over the family business. I get a strong feeling the Skywalker's have strong Norwegian roots. One minute you are having to dodge random household objects being thrown at you and the next they are attacking their boss for giving you a bad look. Sounds more like Thanksgiving at my house.
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How much cooler would it be to use the power of the force to choke that loud mouth, know-it-all, can't mind their own damn business inlaw?
TV sales in Detroit would sky rocket every Thankgiving when the Lions lose yet another Turkey bowl game and dozens of loyal fans crush their TVs using only their inebriated force powers.
Isn't the cobra commander the only one left alive?
Vadervwas snuffed and burned.
sauron imploded
Voldemort was done in by Neville.
Batman got his revenge on Bain
Also what does that say about g.i.joe (whomever there artillery instructor is needs to be fired)
If you read all these responses in the voice of "Comic Book Guy" from the Simpsons, this thread is way more fun to read. At the end of each rebuttal you should add: "Worst villan ever."
If you read all these responses in the voice of "Comic Book Guy" from the Simpsons, this thread is way more fun to read. At the end of each rebuttal you should add: "Worst villan ever."
Happy 4th everyone!
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Who is the guy on the right?
Sauron, Cobra Commander, Darth Vader, Voldemort, Bane (from the new Batman movie). Cool pic, but I question his supervillain-ness.
I see, thanks. I have to agree with you.
I'm not a comic book reader so I have no idea if this guy is a bonafide badass, but when I saw him featured in the new movie trailers I had zero desire to see the film.
Questioning the Supervillain-ness of Bane? He is one of the only villains to ever actually beat Batman. And not just beat him, but paralyze him. He shattered his spine, forcing Bruce Wayne to step down as Batman for a time and let someone else take his place. If that's not a super villain, I don't know what is.
Batman's just a martial artist with expensive gear. He could have been paralyzed by falling off a horse.
wiping soda off my moniter now....lmao
Agreed. He aint got shit on those others. He couldn't even polish Vader's helmet. Take that how you want.
Not for nothing, I even have to question Cobra Comander and Voldemolt standing next to Vader and Sauron.
I'll take "Force Choke" for $1000 Alex
The answer: They dont know the power of the Dark Side.
Double Post
Then you're crazy. Voldemort could easily handle Vader, and could hold his own vs Sauron.
Vader can what? Move things with his mind and do a hand-choke? Voldemort can do the same as well as a whole host of other kinds of things like, you know, turn his body into an ethreal body that has no physical form (love to see Vader choke what essentially amounts to a ghost), disappear from any place he wants and reappear any other place, and shoot curses that kill on contact.
Yeah, Vader can have fun moving some objects around for a bit though...
Bane should be replaced with Fredd Kruger. Everyone has to sleep, and Freddy takes you as you slumber...
Bane's also a genius. He discovered who Batman was, the went to Wayne Manor and beat the everloving shit out of Bruce Wayne. He broke Batman's back over his knee. Voldermort can't even beat up a little kid.
This is true.
Its all fine and dandy to have super powers but when you can't use for shit can you really be considered super.
Actually, no, Cobra Commander is dead. Shot in the head. They had a contest to find out who replaced him. Most Joes killed was the winner.
I don't know much about Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter, but I wouldn't exactly say this panel consisted of the top baddies if Cobra Commander was on stage. What was he good at? Escaping from vehicles before they blew up? All Cobra guys were good at that. Let's not forget, he was the guy who approved the plans for a helicopter that didn't even offer protection from bird droppings.
This is what I think of when I think of Cobra Commander.
Book Spoilers (if anyone's still way behind the times)
It took 5 people to kill Voldemort: Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Albus Dumbledore himself (commonly known as the greatest wizard to every have lived). And to get technical about it, Voldemort was finally finished off by his own rebounding curse, not by Harry.
Voldemort personally murdered over 200 talented witches and wizards and it took an extreme amount of planning and sacrifice (literally, Dumbledore allowed people to be killed like pawns on a chess board to move the plan forward) to bring him down.
Saying he couldn't beat up a little kid is like saying Sauron couldn't even stop a little Hobbit or that Superman is brought to his knees by a rock.
Voldemort was hard to kill only because Rowling needed him alive to keep her last 4 books relevent. The only reason he killed so many is because, according to Rowling, the english wizards are scared little bitches. They would cower in fear and wait for him to slowly dispatch them. Voldemort was a little pussy. If 4 kids (including neville) could kill him, he aint shit. The guy was partially destroyed because they stabbed a book that had a piece of his soul in it. I'm sure John Mayer has a diary that he put his 'soul' into, aka deepest secrets, and I am now on a search to destroy it.
Sauron's power was in his army and the ring. So I'm not sure how you would classify him in this. if you include his army he's probably the worst one. Without his army he is crap. You destroy him by destroying a piece of jewelry? Sounds more like one of the Kardashian sisters.
Bane took out Batman only after he had become exhausted from taking out a ass-load of baddies. After Bane was defeated by Jean-Paul Whathisface (thank you wiki) Bruce Wayne returned and then beat the new Batman. So in a long round about way, Bane lost to Batman. The guy was bound to lose anyway. Anyone who gets that pumped up on a crack/roids mix is bound to fail. Unless you are Roger Clemens.
Cobra commander is a fictional character created to keep defense spending a priority. He isn't a bad guy, he is a tax bump. If you remove that frying pan from his head you will see a giggling Dick Cheney.
Vader is a misunderstood father who just wants his son to take over the family business. I get a strong feeling the Skywalker's have strong Norwegian roots. One minute you are having to dodge random household objects being thrown at you and the next they are attacking their boss for giving you a bad look. Sounds more like Thanksgiving at my house.
Vader is a misunderstood father who just wants his son to take over the family business. I get a strong feeling the Skywalker's have strong Norwegian roots. One minute you are having to dodge random household objects being thrown at you and the next they are attacking their boss for giving you a bad look. Sounds more like Thanksgiving at my house.
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How much cooler would it be to use the power of the force to choke that loud mouth, know-it-all, can't mind their own damn business inlaw?
TV sales in Detroit would sky rocket every Thankgiving when the Lions lose yet another Turkey bowl game and dozens of loyal fans crush their TVs using only their inebriated force powers.
Sounds like this thread could use a couple of epic rap battles...
http://youtu.be/AFA-rOls8YA
http://youtu.be/CeLrlmV9A-s
think your right
then mite as well join in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVwv0ZuPhM&feature=BFa&list=PL31314961D99629C7
The Cobra Commander post reminds me of this web comic:
http://www.minionsatwork.com/
If you read all these responses in the voice of "Comic Book Guy" from the Simpsons, this thread is way more fun to read. At the end of each rebuttal you should add: "Worst villan ever."
I lol'd