So I blogged recently about the travails of Aubrey and her quest to find a man.  Well maybe I should have made that plural as I have now seen Aubrey in the arms of no less than four different guys!  What a tramp!

But seriously, Yahoo...can I PLEASE opt out of these retarded ads?  Can't you just show me pictures of cheap laptops and knock off digital cameras instead?  I'm just getting a bit tired of the whole "Personals" song and dance.

You know, somewhere along the line, it ceases to be funny and it starts to be sad that Lindsay Lohan's once promising acting career has been snorted up her nose not once or twice but enough times to make Mr Snuffleupagus jump up and down like a pogo stick.  Get it, snort? Mr Snuffleupagus?  Big... nose...? oh shit, nevermind! :)

From Cinematical :  

Will Lohan's DUI Help Boost Box Office for 'I Know Who Killed Me?'
Erik Davis Jul 24, 2007 11:02 AM  -  Show original item

You know, somewhere along the line, it ceases to be funny and it starts to be sad that Lindsay Lohan's once promising acting career has been snorted up her nose not once or twice but enough times to make Mr Snuffleupagus jump up and down like a pogo stick.  Get it, snort? Mr Snuffleupagus?  Big... nose...? oh shit, nevermind! :)

From Cinematical :  

Will Lohan's DUI Help Boost Box Office for 'I Know Who Killed Me?'
Erik Davis Jul 24, 2007 11:02 AM  -  Show original item

(Die Hard Halo fans will probably want to reach for kleenex box right about....now.)

From 360 Fanboy :

New Halo 3 weapons revealed, no online co-op

(Die Hard Halo fans will probably want to reach for kleenex box right about....now.)

From 360 Fanboy :

New Halo 3 weapons revealed, no online co-op

For those of you who use Yahoo! Mail, you are all too familiar with the saga of Aubrey from Wheaton, IL.  Aubrey is one of the faces that you see about every other second on Yahoo! Mail's ads for Yahoo! Personals.  Poor Aubrey must have been getting quite lonely and desperate as her picture has been featured on the Personals for well over 2 years, long enough for me to be on a first name basis with her (ok, not really...)  Well, all can rejoice now as apparently Aubrey has found a man.  New ads for Yahoo!

For those of you who use Yahoo! Mail, you are all too familiar with the saga of Aubrey from Wheaton, IL.  Aubrey is one of the faces that you see about every other second on Yahoo! Mail's ads for Yahoo! Personals.  Poor Aubrey must have been getting quite lonely and desperate as her picture has been featured on the Personals for well over 2 years, long enough for me to be on a first name basis with her (ok, not really...)  Well, all can rejoice now as apparently Aubrey has found a man.  New ads for Yahoo!

http://www.dailygame.net/news/archives/006394.php

Well, it's not April 1st, so it's hard to say fake...

Peter Moore Resigns from Microsoft

07/17/07

Peter Moore, the public face of the Xbox 360 and the corporate vice president of Microsoft's Interactive Entertainment Business, has left Microsoft. In his place, Don Mattrick, a former president at Electronic Arts, will take the reins.

http://www.dailygame.net/news/archives/006394.php

Well, it's not April 1st, so it's hard to say fake...

Peter Moore Resigns from Microsoft

07/17/07

Peter Moore, the public face of the Xbox 360 and the corporate vice president of Microsoft's Interactive Entertainment Business, has left Microsoft. In his place, Don Mattrick, a former president at Electronic Arts, will take the reins.