FreakMullet's blog

So last night, I tried something new when it came to sleep. I bought some of those nose strips that you see athletes wear to help them breath. Let me tell you, they FRICKIN' WORK!!! I was actually able to sleep and breath through my nose (instead of through my mouth - which is a sign that not enough air is getting into your lungs).

"When someone tells you your butt is on fire, you should take them at their word."

"There is no such thing as a bad doughnut."

"Kids are like monkeys, only louder."

"If you want results, press the red button. The rest are useless."

"There are many different religions in this world, but if you look at them carefully, you'll see that they all have one thing in common: they were invented by a giant, superintelligent slug named Dennis."

"You should just name your third kid Baby. Trust me -- it'll save you a lot of hassle."

has anyone seen these commercials for the text chat "services" to talk to women??? that's absolutely retarded!!! I mean actually calling a 1-900 number was one thing. at least you heard a real woman's voice. granted, she prolly wasn't a "looker" or anything. but at least the voice was enough for the fantasy.

but sending text messages to a "woman", I would be hard pressed to find somebody who actually pays for that crap.

so in my last blog, I pointed out that I need glasses. well I've had a pair of glasses since I was 15; I just never wore them. I thought I looked too stupid wearing them. and seeing as how I got made fun of enough without them, I didn't wanna give "them" any more reasons to make jokes.