Cranefolder's blog

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I removed the contents of this blog because I found out you can totally get your ass fired for blogging about people you work with.  That blows because this was a pretty funny blog if I do say so myself...

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I removed the contents of this blog because I found out you can totally get your ass fired for blogging about people you work with.  That blows because this was a pretty funny blog if I do say so myself...

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Every week I get a company newsletter at my work.  It includes a classifieds section and sometimes the descriptions of items for sale can be quite humorous, but today there is one that really stood out to me.  Here is the listing, and before you even ask, let me assure you "Yes, this is real".  There is no way I could POSSIBLY make this up.  The only thing I changed was the contact information to protect the dumbass...I mean the innocent.

Every week I get a company newsletter at my work.  It includes a classifieds section and sometimes the descriptions of items for sale can be quite humorous, but today there is one that really stood out to me.  Here is the listing, and before you even ask, let me assure you "Yes, this is real".  There is no way I could POSSIBLY make this up.  The only thing I changed was the contact information to protect the dumbass...I mean the innocent.

I was sifting through the 2old2play blogosphere a few days ago searching for entertainment while bored off my ass at work, as I am wont to do from time-to-time, when I stumbled across an entry that grabbed my attention, penned by none-other than my pal/acquaintance/former clan-mate Skeyewalker7 (aka: Avril). I found particular interest in her blog entry “She's Crafty?” for two reasons:

I was sifting through the 2old2play blogosphere a few days ago searching for entertainment while bored off my ass at work, as I am wont to do from time-to-time, when I stumbled across an entry that grabbed my attention, penned by none-other than my pal/acquaintance/former clan-mate Skeyewalker7 (aka: Avril). I found particular interest in her blog entry “She's Crafty?” for two reasons:

That's right bitches, I am totally STOMPING A MUDHOLE in WallyBR right now in regards to our weightloss/fitness competition.  This morning I tipped the scales at a scant 179.8, which is a current loss of exactly 15 pounds and the halfway point of my goal.  I hear he has lost something like 8 pounds.  A mere trifle when compared to my momentous accomplishment.  Give up now Wally.  Just go to Bojangles, get some of those delicious biscuits that you love so well, curl up in a corner booth and chow down on them while you sob uncontrollably about your unfulfilled dreams.  Try not to cry on the b

That's right bitches, I am totally STOMPING A MUDHOLE in WallyBR right now in regards to our weightloss/fitness competition.  This morning I tipped the scales at a scant 179.8, which is a current loss of exactly 15 pounds and the halfway point of my goal.  I hear he has lost something like 8 pounds.  A mere trifle when compared to my momentous accomplishment.  Give up now Wally.  Just go to Bojangles, get some of those delicious biscuits that you love so well, curl up in a corner booth and chow down on them while you sob uncontrollably about your unfulfilled dreams.  Try not to cry on the b