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Today:

Outpatient complains of long wait time.  Coulow gets patient to walk down MAIN hallway to Cat Scanner.  Transport is wheeling an Inpatient in bed.  Transports rolls over Inpatient's catheter bag.  Said bag explodes urine over entire hallway.  Outpatient is standing next to Coulow on invisible island watching entire event. 

Coulow turns to impatient Outpatient....

"Well, I'm sorry for the delay again, however this IS the only way to the scanner.  Do you mind waiting here while I get housekeeping?"

HA.

Women seeking a lifelong mate might do well to choose the guy a notch below them in the looks category. New research reveals couples in which the wife is better looking than her husband are more positive and supportive than other match-ups.

The reason, researchers suspect, is that men place great value on beauty, whereas women are more interested in having a supportive husband.

Women seeking a lifelong mate might do well to choose the guy a notch below them in the looks category. New research reveals couples in which the wife is better looking than her husband are more positive and supportive than other match-ups.

The reason, researchers suspect, is that men place great value on beauty, whereas women are more interested in having a supportive husband.

SPANKING is stressful at first, but it could bring consenting couples closer together. That's the implication of two studies of hormonal changes associated with sadomasochistic (S&M) activities including spanking, bondage and flogging.

SPANKING is stressful at first, but it could bring consenting couples closer together. That's the implication of two studies of hormonal changes associated with sadomasochistic (S&M) activities including spanking, bondage and flogging.

I am truly addicted to Resident Evil 5.  Not gonna lie.  I love it.

Here's what I've learned...

Unlimited ammo =  Stress free fun

Play Mercinaries = Feel humble about your skills

Get a Magnum.  Unlock Unlimited ammo for it.  Play on Amateur.  Beat the entire game in under 5 hours.  Get UNLIMITED AMMO on the Rocket launcher.  Go to town.

Replay the Worship area with a human in co-op.  Easier to rank up all that ciz ash and buy lots of toys.

I am truly addicted to Resident Evil 5.  Not gonna lie.  I love it.

Here's what I've learned...

Unlimited ammo =  Stress free fun

Play Mercinaries = Feel humble about your skills

Get a Magnum.  Unlock Unlimited ammo for it.  Play on Amateur.  Beat the entire game in under 5 hours.  Get UNLIMITED AMMO on the Rocket launcher.  Go to town.

Replay the Worship area with a human in co-op.  Easier to rank up all that ciz ash and buy lots of toys.

RE 5's join game is lame.

I have no justification.  I'm just poo pooing it.

And now, I shall leave my dear, beloved Resident evil, and go play rockband to hear timmies in the background begging mom for "5 more minutes!!!"

And a joke to make this post only halfway useless...

Wadda call the white stuff in women's underwear?

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Clitty Litter.

Bada bing. It's Wednesday.

Coulow. Out.

RE 5's join game is lame.

I have no justification.  I'm just poo pooing it.

And now, I shall leave my dear, beloved Resident evil, and go play rockband to hear timmies in the background begging mom for "5 more minutes!!!"

And a joke to make this post only halfway useless...

Wadda call the white stuff in women's underwear?

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Clitty Litter.

Bada bing. It's Wednesday.

Coulow. Out.

We're back from Tampa Florida.  Yee friggin haw.

After flying out Thursday night at 5pm PST to LA (to NOT meet my lil bro who's flight from Denver Colorado that was cancelled due to a massive snowstorm), then 4+ hrs to Tampa...6am EST arrival, to Plant City to check in at the hotel, to the funeral at 10am EST to bury my last grandparent to hit the hay at 3pm EST...

It was a loooong, sad trip.