He11vis's blog

Today is Friday and Payday so lets do this! Friday = teh funneez for this blog. No debates, no arguing, no dead kittens on my front yard (damn kids), only the funny stuff. The best place to start is Yahoo Answers. For the 4 people on earth who don't know what that is I will fill you in. Yahoo answers is a board where users can post questions and then the community tries to provide a good answer. But with all things there is a chance of the random half-wit inquiry and of course hilarity ensues! Here are some of my favorites:

(My personalized reply in parenthesis)

Today is Friday and Payday so lets do this! Friday = teh funneez for this blog. No debates, no arguing, no dead kittens on my front yard (damn kids), only the funny stuff. The best place to start is Yahoo Answers. For the 4 people on earth who don't know what that is I will fill you in. Yahoo answers is a board where users can post questions and then the community tries to provide a good answer. But with all things there is a chance of the random half-wit inquiry and of course hilarity ensues! Here are some of my favorites:

(My personalized reply in parenthesis)

Here in Texas we just had a bunch of Creationists try their best to get 'Intelligent Design' into science textbooks. They claim that they are being 'persecuted' because the education system refuses to acknowledge their insane fantasy sci-fi wacko view that the world was created 6,000 years ago in it's present form. I decided to troll a few forums and to my surprise there were tons of people who were not only Creationists but who fully deny any form of macroevolution! My brain started to hurt from the massive stupid that it encountered.

Here in Texas we just had a bunch of Creationists try their best to get 'Intelligent Design' into science textbooks. They claim that they are being 'persecuted' because the education system refuses to acknowledge their insane fantasy sci-fi wacko view that the world was created 6,000 years ago in it's present form. I decided to troll a few forums and to my surprise there were tons of people who were not only Creationists but who fully deny any form of macroevolution! My brain started to hurt from the massive stupid that it encountered.

Since I am a politics junkie I watch the news, read blogs, and generally obsess over things that I can't control, especially the government. Lately I have been seeing a lot of stories about the legalization of gay marriage and the repeal of DADT (Don't Ask Don't Tell).

Since I am a politics junkie I watch the news, read blogs, and generally obsess over things that I can't control, especially the government. Lately I have been seeing a lot of stories about the legalization of gay marriage and the repeal of DADT (Don't Ask Don't Tell).

I know I am a lone liberal among a sea of conservatives on 2O2P so I am sure to get a few complimentary 'thumbs down' if I go after Rush. But what the hell, why not get everyone talking?

I know I am a lone liberal among a sea of conservatives on 2O2P so I am sure to get a few complimentary 'thumbs down' if I go after Rush. But what the hell, why not get everyone talking?