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Shared on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 13:20

Microsoft hurted my feelings

As some of you know I recently experienced the sadness and dismay of the RROD. For 22 days I was without COD4, COD5, Gears of War 2, all of my favorite multiplayer games. My lover had let me down. In my depression I did what many men do, I cheated on my her. I went out and found someone who could console me during those dark, lonely nights. Someone who was slimmer and sexier. Someone who was expensive and classy. Someone I could count on to make me smile... and her name is PS3.

He11vis

Shared on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 13:20

Microsoft hurted my feelings

As some of you know I recently experienced the sadness and dismay of the RROD. For 22 days I was without COD4, COD5, Gears of War 2, all of my favorite multiplayer games. My lover had let me down. In my depression I did what many men do, I cheated on my her. I went out and found someone who could console me during those dark, lonely nights. Someone who was slimmer and sexier. Someone who was expensive and classy. Someone I could count on to make me smile... and her name is PS3.

He11vis

Shared on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:15

Fake Bewbz

Me no likey!
The other night I walked in my bedroom and saw 2 things that shocked me. First, for some reason there was an extremely hot chick lying in my bed with little or no clothing on. I know, so far it is unbelievable. Second, the aforementioned hotness apparently has a reality show addiction and it was in full swing. Glancing at the TV I saw a group of cute yet desperate skanks trying to hook up with Brett Michaels of Poison fame.

He11vis

Shared on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:15

Fake Bewbz

Me no likey!
The other night I walked in my bedroom and saw 2 things that shocked me. First, for some reason there was an extremely hot chick lying in my bed with little or no clothing on. I know, so far it is unbelievable. Second, the aforementioned hotness apparently has a reality show addiction and it was in full swing. Glancing at the TV I saw a group of cute yet desperate skanks trying to hook up with Brett Michaels of Poison fame.

He11vis

Shared on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 09:41

The truth shall set you free.

One of my favorite rants by the Right Wing is their "this country was founded on Christianity" speech. Often I wonder if they have ever bothered to read a History book or take basic American History courses in college. A good 5 minutes of research will show the exact opposite.

Adams, Jefferson, Washington, Madison, Paine, Lincoln, Franklin, and many others were Deists at best, but not Christian. Most were Freemasons.

He11vis

Shared on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 09:41

The truth shall set you free.

One of my favorite rants by the Right Wing is their "this country was founded on Christianity" speech. Often I wonder if they have ever bothered to read a History book or take basic American History courses in college. A good 5 minutes of research will show the exact opposite.

Adams, Jefferson, Washington, Madison, Paine, Lincoln, Franklin, and many others were Deists at best, but not Christian. Most were Freemasons.

He11vis

Shared on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 11:12

"Hope You Enjoy Hell, Jackass..."

"... say 'Hi' to Hitler for me." I often hear this comment directed at me after I explain my disbelief in creationism, the resurrection, the historicity of Jesus, my disbelief in Mary's virginity, the lack of fulfilled prophecy in the bible etc., etc., etc.... That of course makes me hell bound just like Hitler, right? But wait a sec!

He11vis

Shared on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 11:12

"Hope You Enjoy Hell, Jackass..."

"... say 'Hi' to Hitler for me." I often hear this comment directed at me after I explain my disbelief in creationism, the resurrection, the historicity of Jesus, my disbelief in Mary's virginity, the lack of fulfilled prophecy in the bible etc., etc., etc.... That of course makes me hell bound just like Hitler, right? But wait a sec!

He11vis

Shared on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:58

Great Film Review

Film Review

2 Girls 1 Cup

In the masterful modern work 2girls1cup, the feminist genre is reexamined through a series of reversals of expectations. The prevalent ideologies of our culture are filtered through the lens of the pornographic genre - and, in true morder form - the work tends to raise more questions than it answers.

He11vis

Shared on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:58

Great Film Review

Film Review

2 Girls 1 Cup

In the masterful modern work 2girls1cup, the feminist genre is reexamined through a series of reversals of expectations. The prevalent ideologies of our culture are filtered through the lens of the pornographic genre - and, in true morder form - the work tends to raise more questions than it answers.

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