FreeRadikal's blog

Cows far from the champions of the forest are really to me the closest I will ever get to a real unicorn.

Your comments on my blog may fall on deaf ears but I will still bask in their glory.

I see Phillips vodka is coming out with a new fifth packaging in honor of spring time. This new model comes with a straw already inserted.  You just flip off the cap and start slurping away.

You can play it in your basement in the dark. All you need/to do are/is:

A tub of Vaseline

Crank the thermo state to 90 degrees

Turn on the smoke machine

Disco Lights, lots of disco lights

Fry some fish

Plug in the hot plate and boil water constantly

Play the Pretenders in the back ground

Record sounds of a pro baseball pitcher throwing Granny Smith Apples at a wall and play that on high

Rig up a jet engine to your downstairs window and fire it up

Scream for ten hours straight

This is the unrinal I am considering installing in my house, just one question: baby blue or ruby red?

Mass chaos I drop beats like acorns from oak trees

I spill blood on the floor from my vamps

I brandish a ménage of banal vanquished fermented ferrets

Freedom ferrets is what we call them here in here the freedom country

Freedom ferrets freedom

Blind are my cummerbunds of frequent frequencies splattered about our airwaves like some Pollack battle of the musically untalented

Disjointed are we oh the woe of the man with three dislocated thumbs

Disdain for this Passover disdain for this hitchhiker this burr in my coat this so called freedom

So I am a tea drinker. I go downstairs at work and fill up my mug with hot water and a tea bag. (Foreshadowing Alert) I usually wait until I get back upstairs to pour the creamer in from the mini liquid coffee mate because creamer curdles when exposed to high temperatures. So I got into the habit of resting the plastic receptacle on top of my mug. Well…I forgot about it the other day and I grabbed the coffee mate, it felt warm and was a little puffy, but I paid it no mind because I was busy.

I say when buying vegetables and fruit pick ugly; they are just as good but often get wasted because they are not seen as good. Let others be finicky and fickle, don’t bow to their shallow shopping trends! Pick some ugly fruit and enjoy the bounty!

mCommerce…mIndividual…mGood french fried taters!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again shortening cucumbers to cukes and yelling you love cukes is only gonna get you in trouble.

Here is the file path to my secret stash:

C:\Windows\Cursors\Secret Stash\Super Secret Stash\1

I thought teen age girls should have their own service called snicker instead of tweeting on twitter.

I still don’t know about the #, I feel it’s some sort of four twenty reference.