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Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 09/17/2007 - 16:17

I'm confused...yet again

I stumbled upon this survey while killing time on our corporate intranet:



If you were so inclined to click on the view results link, you'd find:



Kwazy

Shared on Thu, 09/13/2007 - 16:35

Misunderstanding the concept

Driving home from work today on the highway. I draw up to a blue minivan with a plethora of anti-abortion bumper stickers adorning its stern. One compares abortion to the Holocaust. Another reads Abortion: The Ultimate Child Abuse. I switch to the left lane to pass it.

Kwazy

Shared on Thu, 09/13/2007 - 16:35

Misunderstanding the concept

Driving home from work today on the highway. I draw up to a blue minivan with a plethora of anti-abortion bumper stickers adorning its stern. One compares abortion to the Holocaust. Another reads Abortion: The Ultimate Child Abuse. I switch to the left lane to pass it.

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 09/12/2007 - 16:27

Self-denial

I am in the midst of another dry-out. As of 11:30 PM tonight, it will have been 72 hours since my last drop of alcohol. And I shant have another until after work on Friday, September 21st. This is a little ritual I perform every nine months or so...just to make sure I still can. And when this aeon of austerity is up, oh how sweet that drink will be.

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 09/12/2007 - 16:27

Self-denial

I am in the midst of another dry-out. As of 11:30 PM tonight, it will have been 72 hours since my last drop of alcohol. And I shant have another until after work on Friday, September 21st. This is a little ritual I perform every nine months or so...just to make sure I still can. And when this aeon of austerity is up, oh how sweet that drink will be.

Kwazy

Shared on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 09:48

How bizarre

This is definitely one of the more bizarre phisher emails I've gotten.  At least I think it's a phish.  Evidently, I know the President of Nigeria.

FOREIGN PAYMENT INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT
4TH FLOOR MARY LAND
LAGOS-NIGERIA
MOTTO: SECURITY WATCH
From the desk of:doctor ken
Attention: Sir/madam,
Thanks for your good understanding while we wait for your urgent
response to this mail doctorken21@yahoo.com
RE: BE CAREFUL OF HOODLUMS.

Kwazy

Shared on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 09:48

How bizarre

This is definitely one of the more bizarre phisher emails I've gotten.  At least I think it's a phish.  Evidently, I know the President of Nigeria.

FOREIGN PAYMENT INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT
4TH FLOOR MARY LAND
LAGOS-NIGERIA
MOTTO: SECURITY WATCH
From the desk of:doctor ken
Attention: Sir/madam,
Thanks for your good understanding while we wait for your urgent
response to this mail doctorken21@yahoo.com
RE: BE CAREFUL OF HOODLUMS.

Kwazy

Shared on Thu, 09/06/2007 - 15:20

TicketMaster is Evil

The Naptown Roller Girls, of which Mrs. Kwazy is a member, have their first away bout of the season Saturday night in Dayton, Ohio.  She gets in free, but I had to buy a ticket for the event.

Face Value of Ticket                          $10.00
TicketMa$ter "Convenience" charge:      $7.50

Yup.  That's right.  A 75% charge above event price for the privilege using their service.

Kwazy

Shared on Thu, 09/06/2007 - 15:20

TicketMaster is Evil

The Naptown Roller Girls, of which Mrs. Kwazy is a member, have their first away bout of the season Saturday night in Dayton, Ohio.  She gets in free, but I had to buy a ticket for the event.

Face Value of Ticket                          $10.00
TicketMa$ter "Convenience" charge:      $7.50

Yup.  That's right.  A 75% charge above event price for the privilege using their service.

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 08/29/2007 - 17:39

I don't think so

My neighbors across the street continually think of new and exciting ways to be extremely annoying.  One of their most successful methods is via their cat.  Don't get me wrong, I like cats...even have a couple.  But if you leave your garage door up, it's in your garage.  If you leave your car windows/top down, it's in your car.  Another neighbor finally got pissed off to the point of calling animal control.  Mind you, this is after he had several fruitless conversations with them.

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