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Shared on Thu, 02/01/2007 - 15:39

Shake-zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve undoubtedly heard of the “terrorist hoax” perpetrated by the evil folks over at Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF).  As part of a marketing campaign, contraptions were placed around the city of Boston in various locations which featured Mooninite (essentially a moon-man) lit up with LED’s giving the finger.  Upon discovery of said devices, city officials went completely and utterly bat-shit insane.  Multiple bridges were closed to vehicle traffic as well as maritime traffic along the

Kwazy

Shared on Thu, 02/01/2007 - 15:39

Shake-zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve undoubtedly heard of the “terrorist hoax” perpetrated by the evil folks over at Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF).  As part of a marketing campaign, contraptions were placed around the city of Boston in various locations which featured Mooninite (essentially a moon-man) lit up with LED’s giving the finger.  Upon discovery of said devices, city officials went completely and utterly bat-shit insane.  Multiple bridges were closed to vehicle traffic as well as maritime traffic along the

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 20:58

Wow.

Man, do I ever wish I could compose like this...

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 20:58

Wow.

Man, do I ever wish I could compose like this...

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 15:06

Cell phone in a theatre

Ring.  Audacity.  If I could have it my way,
that bell, that reminder of the disgraceful blob,
a puss-filled zit on the ass of humanity,
that bloated sore sitting in front of me,
Oh how it would not have signaled the start of her phone call,
but rather;

Ring, the bell through the ropes. 
My hands come out swinging. 
Solid blocks of bone
arcing through the air like sledgehammers
and bent upon destruction.

Standing over and staring down,

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 15:06

Cell phone in a theatre

Ring.  Audacity.  If I could have it my way,
that bell, that reminder of the disgraceful blob,
a puss-filled zit on the ass of humanity,
that bloated sore sitting in front of me,
Oh how it would not have signaled the start of her phone call,
but rather;

Ring, the bell through the ropes. 
My hands come out swinging. 
Solid blocks of bone
arcing through the air like sledgehammers
and bent upon destruction.

Standing over and staring down,

Kwazy

Shared on Tue, 01/30/2007 - 15:45

staccato graffiti

Half-heated happenings...

Would happenstance
ever stand a chance
of finding a true romance?

Better hurry the fuck up,
this might just be the
last slow dance.

Courage doesn't come easily
to the man with only one bullet

The discouraging nature
of your number two appeture
shits on my parade

Kodachrome film
twenty times five
clicks don't stand a
chance not to blur the
pricks of a thousand
needles burrowinglike silver groundhogs

Kwazy

Shared on Tue, 01/30/2007 - 15:45

staccato graffiti

Half-heated happenings...

Would happenstance
ever stand a chance
of finding a true romance?

Better hurry the fuck up,
this might just be the
last slow dance.

Courage doesn't come easily
to the man with only one bullet

The discouraging nature
of your number two appeture
shits on my parade

Kodachrome film
twenty times five
clicks don't stand a
chance not to blur the
pricks of a thousand
needles burrowinglike silver groundhogs

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 01/29/2007 - 17:21

The Physics Stupidity

Creativity. From the time our ancestral hunter-gatherer forefathers first figured out that it was a whole hell of a lot easier to try and spear a saber tooth tiger than it was to bear-hug it to death, we’ve been on a forward march powered by the stuff. But while it often makes us more productive and diminishes the chance of being seriously injured, sometimes it has the exact opposite effect.

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 01/29/2007 - 17:21

The Physics Stupidity

Creativity. From the time our ancestral hunter-gatherer forefathers first figured out that it was a whole hell of a lot easier to try and spear a saber tooth tiger than it was to bear-hug it to death, we’ve been on a forward march powered by the stuff. But while it often makes us more productive and diminishes the chance of being seriously injured, sometimes it has the exact opposite effect.

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