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Shared on Sat, 01/27/2007 - 15:41

Adept

        Ethan snatches the clipboard and a black velvet bag and jumps out of the Jeep in what seems to be one fluid movement.  I disembark less elegantly while fumbling with my cardboard box.  I hurry to catch up, his strides propelling him up the gravel drive with a speed disproportionate to his effort.  Almost absentmindedly he grabs the sack by the bottom and lets the heavy contents slide its length and hit the clipboard with a hollow thump.  He pinches the two together as magician might hide a card or a spongy ball.  At this point I’ve fallen impossibly behind.  I break into a light jog to

Kwazy

Shared on Sat, 01/27/2007 - 15:41

Adept

        Ethan snatches the clipboard and a black velvet bag and jumps out of the Jeep in what seems to be one fluid movement.  I disembark less elegantly while fumbling with my cardboard box.  I hurry to catch up, his strides propelling him up the gravel drive with a speed disproportionate to his effort.  Almost absentmindedly he grabs the sack by the bottom and lets the heavy contents slide its length and hit the clipboard with a hollow thump.  He pinches the two together as magician might hide a card or a spongy ball.  At this point I’ve fallen impossibly behind.  I break into a light jog to

Kwazy

Shared on Fri, 01/26/2007 - 16:53

Rage Against the Serene - Part I

A random note left on windshield of a toyota echo at the 37th annual north american accordianists' convention...

Kwazy

Shared on Fri, 01/26/2007 - 16:53

Rage Against the Serene - Part I

A random note left on windshield of a toyota echo at the 37th annual north american accordianists' convention...

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 01/24/2007 - 15:57

Ouch! My Balls!

I don’t like to shill for Big Business.  As far as I’m concerned energy company execs are worse than nun-beaters, perky drug rep girls are the whores of Babylon, and I’d rather masturbate with a cheese grater than set foot in a Wal-Mart.  But I really, really dig Netflix.  Blockbuster fits into the above mentioned category, and my local independent video store, while having a much more eclectic inventory, only rents for a two-day maximum.  N

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 01/24/2007 - 15:57

Ouch! My Balls!

I don’t like to shill for Big Business.  As far as I’m concerned energy company execs are worse than nun-beaters, perky drug rep girls are the whores of Babylon, and I’d rather masturbate with a cheese grater than set foot in a Wal-Mart.  But I really, really dig Netflix.  Blockbuster fits into the above mentioned category, and my local independent video store, while having a much more eclectic inventory, only rents for a two-day maximum.  N

Kwazy

Shared on Tue, 01/23/2007 - 16:56

Sex on Wheels

“I’m in love with a roller derby queen…”  sang Jim Croce in his 1972 ditty about an infatuation with a girl “built like a regrigerator with a head.”  Flash forward thirty years and you’ll find Roller Derby experiencing both a resurgence in popularity and a renaissance of realism.  No longer is it a feminized version of the WWE with chicks on skates.  Stripped from its former presentation laden with scripted events and fake hits, the women compe

Kwazy

Shared on Tue, 01/23/2007 - 16:56

Sex on Wheels

“I’m in love with a roller derby queen…”  sang Jim Croce in his 1972 ditty about an infatuation with a girl “built like a regrigerator with a head.”  Flash forward thirty years and you’ll find Roller Derby experiencing both a resurgence in popularity and a renaissance of realism.  No longer is it a feminized version of the WWE with chicks on skates.  Stripped from its former presentation laden with scripted events and fake hits, the women compe

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 01/22/2007 - 15:12

Divine math

Strolled by the bulletin board today at my workplace.  Somebody had posted a 3 x 5 index card reading something along the lines of

 

For Sale

14 oak church pews, 10’ long

$1100 for all

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 01/22/2007 - 15:12

Divine math

Strolled by the bulletin board today at my workplace.  Somebody had posted a 3 x 5 index card reading something along the lines of

 

For Sale

14 oak church pews, 10’ long

$1100 for all

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