Ah I can help you out there, a Brain Cell is a thing that can help you not leave folk with the impression that you have a monster cock in each hand, or to make up stories about the drink you have professed a fondness for, and given that you are claiming to have a monster in each hand as well as in your pants. My Brain Cells are telling me the likelihood of my bottom being raised anywhere near you is exactly zero. Oh don't get me wrong. Who am I to judge you for what you may or may not want to put into a raised bottom...Just saying it's not going to be mine.
I do have a friend or two of the male persuasion who's idea of heaven is a slightly overweight bearded gentleman, do you have a hairy chest? Apparently this is important. Anyway I would be happy to pass on your details...Or do you have your hands full at the moment?
So Bain Cell was a typo, that's a common by-product of tequila consumption. Tell your friends that, indeed, I do have a hairy chest and that they should bring some Monsters for me and some tequila for themselves to help wash the taste of shame from their eager mouths. Should I send you pictures like last time or would you prefer a descriptive e-mail?
You would not believe the amount of Tequla it took to wash those images from my mind, a Word file attached to an email so I don't even have to see the words would be preferable. From what I can tell my friends have no shame, and they are very exited to hear you do have a hairy chest. As we seem to have mistakenly been connected on Farcebook (I must have been very stoned) I will foward your details
I have a question for you guys: do you fight (loudly arguing) with your spouse in public? Hubby and I rarely fight but by gawd when we do, it's NEVER in public. We ran a bunch of errands today and every single fucking place we went had people SCREAMING at each other? It was like the beginning of a horror movie. I'm armed, and waiting for weird shit to start happening...
The only time I've seen this (other than horror movies) was last year. We spent a weekend in St. Augustine surrounded by fighting couples and families.
Do most people just hate their family THAT much? Is it the heat? Should I be looking for aliens or zombies or some shit? Or are WE weird for fighting only once or twice a year, privately?
I have a question for you guys: do you fight (loudly arguing) with your spouse in public? Hubby and I rarely fight but by gawd when we do, it's NEVER in public. We ran a bunch of errands today and every single fucking place we went had people SCREAMING at each other? It was like the beginning of a horror movie. I'm armed, and waiting for weird shit to start happening...
The only time I've seen this (other than horror movies) was last year. We spent a weekend in St. Augustine surrounded by fighting couples and families.
Do most people just hate their family THAT much? Is it the heat? Should I be looking for aliens or zombies or some shit? Or are WE weird for fighting only once or twice a year, privately?
First off, congratulations as it sounds like this is your SEX night. Hope you have fun.
Secondly, heat, travel and family does indeed seem to add up to loud conversation and possibly some interesting physical impossibilities aimed at one another.
However, while I am familiar with the blue Agave, this "drink of shame" I have not heard Tequila referred as. Then again I'm not prone to partaking of the women of the border and all the STD proliferation it might entail...(slight pun). I did see a donkey show once, it was on the bucket list...
I have a question for you guys: do you fight (loudly arguing) with your spouse in public? Hubby and I rarely fight but by gawd when we do, it's NEVER in public. We ran a bunch of errands today and every single fucking place we went had people SCREAMING at each other? It was like the beginning of a horror movie. I'm armed, and waiting for weird shit to start happening...
The only time I've seen this (other than horror movies) was last year. We spent a weekend in St. Augustine surrounded by fighting couples and families.
Do most people just hate their family THAT much? Is it the heat? Should I be looking for aliens or zombies or some shit? Or are WE weird for fighting only once or twice a year, privately?
I like to cause a scene wherever I go. It's nothing compulsive, I just like having an audience. However, while we never scream at each other in public we will spar a bit and try to one-up the other, but that's just for fun. I save the soul-crushing sarcasm for closed doors where it's air conditioned...it's too fucking hot in Texas to waste energy screaming in the heat.
I have a question for you guys: do you fight (loudly arguing) with your spouse in public? Hubby and I rarely fight but by gawd when we do, it's NEVER in public. We ran a bunch of errands today and every single fucking place we went had people SCREAMING at each other? It was like the beginning of a horror movie. I'm armed, and waiting for weird shit to start happening...
The only time I've seen this (other than horror movies) was last year. We spent a weekend in St. Augustine surrounded by fighting couples and families.
Do most people just hate their family THAT much? Is it the heat? Should I be looking for aliens or zombies or some shit? Or are WE weird for fighting only once or twice a year, privately?
Never...Sure like yourself there is the very occasional blowup in the privacy of our home, but a shouting match in public? No.
I have a question for you guys: do you fight (loudly arguing) with your spouse in public?
I've only seen it a couple times., usually on vacations. A neighbor had a good long blowout over the weekend outside. I've had a couple of short outside ones over my lifetime A loud warning between us in public yes but is usually because someone is already stressed. It's a sign of the times and how stressed and near the edge many of us live nowadays. I see it getting worse before better.
I have a question for you guys: do you fight (loudly arguing) with your spouse in public?
We never shout in public, I know if I'm in the shit when we are in public if it suddenly becomes all picture and no sound accompanied by looks that if Greek myths were true I would turn instantly to stone. There is occasionally the raised voice while at home but nothing major and we always manage to work it out. I tell her that she would never be able to find a man as good as me and when she realizes this is true she always comes asking for forgiveness.
OK maybe the last part isn't the 100% truth. Maybe
Lol Fitzy thats pretty much how it works with us. If I go quiet he starts joking and being cute, trying to get me to stop being angry before we get home lol
Glad to know we aren't the odd ones. I think if I couldn't go to a store or restaurant with someone, without us having a screaming match, I would never go anywhere with them?
Morning all...nice day off here away from the bullshit. In public making a scene no, but I find the longer we are married the more intense our fights are when we do have them. Volume increase. Good thing we live in the country!! LOL. Least the make up sex is always good.
Not a bucket list item, but I had seen a barn show in the Phillipines in 1990 along with other oddities.
Anyway, enjoying my wussy coffee and boy is it good!!!! MUD!!!!
My first wife was all dramatic and shit, so the louder and more public the outbursts, the better. I'm pretty sure if I had stayed another year with her, we would have been featured on Cops. For the record, she probably would have been the one arrested, since every time she called the cops, they asked if I wanted her brought up on charges over the red marks on my arms she'd typically leave when I'd try to walk out the door before it turned into a yelling match.
My first wife was all dramatic and shit, so the louder and more public the outbursts, the better. I'm pretty sure if I had stayed another year with her, we would have been featured on Cops. For the record, she probably would have been the one arrested, since every time she called the cops, they asked if I wanted her brought up on charges over the red marks on my arms she'd typically leave when I'd try to walk out the door before it turned into a yelling match.
That sucks. I can't stand loud, drama loving women. My youngest brother's ex was one of those.
My first wife was all dramatic and shit, so the louder and more public the outbursts, the better. I'm pretty sure if I had stayed another year with her, we would have been featured on Cops. For the record, she probably would have been the one arrested, since every time she called the cops, they asked if I wanted her brought up on charges over the red marks on my arms she'd typically leave when I'd try to walk out the door before it turned into a yelling match.
That sucks. I can't stand loud, drama loving women. My youngest brother's ex was one of those.
A friend of mine once said he always thought my ex was baiting me to smack her. Judging by the guy she followed me up with, he may have been right. Her current hubby has a history of abuse.
I went and saw The Heat...
Melissa McCarthy is hilarious and Sandra , of course, can do no wrong. I liked it. Laughed me arse off.
Goodies!
It does work fast, I'll give you that.
Ah I can help you out there, a Brain Cell is a thing that can help you not leave folk with the impression that you have a monster cock in each hand, or to make up stories about the drink you have professed a fondness for, and given that you are claiming to have a monster in each hand as well as in your pants. My Brain Cells are telling me the likelihood of my bottom being raised anywhere near you is exactly zero. Oh don't get me wrong. Who am I to judge you for what you may or may not want to put into a raised bottom...Just saying it's not going to be mine.
I do have a friend or two of the male persuasion who's idea of heaven is a slightly overweight bearded gentleman, do you have a hairy chest? Apparently this is important. Anyway I would be happy to pass on your details...Or do you have your hands full at the moment?
So Bain Cell was a typo, that's a common by-product of tequila consumption. Tell your friends that, indeed, I do have a hairy chest and that they should bring some Monsters for me and some tequila for themselves to help wash the taste of shame from their eager mouths. Should I send you pictures like last time or would you prefer a descriptive e-mail?.gif "8")
You would not believe the amount of Tequla it took to wash those images from my mind, a Word file attached to an email so I don't even have to see the words would be preferable. From what I can tell my friends have no shame, and they are very exited to hear you do have a hairy chest. As we seem to have mistakenly been connected on Farcebook (I must have been very stoned) I will foward your details
I have a question for you guys: do you fight (loudly arguing) with your spouse in public? Hubby and I rarely fight but by gawd when we do, it's NEVER in public. We ran a bunch of errands today and every single fucking place we went had people SCREAMING at each other? It was like the beginning of a horror movie. I'm armed, and waiting for weird shit to start happening...
The only time I've seen this (other than horror movies) was last year. We spent a weekend in St. Augustine surrounded by fighting couples and families.
Do most people just hate their family THAT much? Is it the heat? Should I be looking for aliens or zombies or some shit? Or are WE weird for fighting only once or twice a year, privately?
First off, congratulations as it sounds like this is your SEX night. Hope you have fun.
Secondly, heat, travel and family does indeed seem to add up to loud conversation and possibly some interesting physical impossibilities aimed at one another.
However, while I am familiar with the blue Agave, this "drink of shame" I have not heard Tequila referred as. Then again I'm not prone to partaking of the women of the border and all the STD proliferation it might entail...(slight pun). I did see a donkey show once, it was on the bucket list...
Never...Sure like yourself there is the very occasional blowup in the privacy of our home, but a shouting match in public? No.
I've only seen it a couple times., usually on vacations. A neighbor had a good long blowout over the weekend outside. I've had a couple of short outside ones over my lifetime A loud warning between us in public yes but is usually because someone is already stressed. It's a sign of the times and how stressed and near the edge many of us live nowadays. I see it getting worse before better.
We never shout in public, I know if I'm in the shit when we are in public if it suddenly becomes all picture and no sound accompanied by looks that if Greek myths were true I would turn instantly to stone. There is occasionally the raised voice while at home but nothing major and we always manage to work it out. I tell her that she would never be able to find a man as good as me and when she realizes this is true she always comes asking for forgiveness.
OK maybe the last part isn't the 100% truth. Maybe.gif "57")
Lol Fitzy thats pretty much how it works with us. If I go quiet he starts joking and being cute, trying to get me to stop being angry before we get home lol
Glad to know we aren't the odd ones. I think if I couldn't go to a store or restaurant with someone, without us having a screaming match, I would never go anywhere with them?
Morning all...nice day off here away from the bullshit. In public making a scene no, but I find the longer we are married the more intense our fights are when we do have them. Volume increase. Good thing we live in the country!! LOL. Least the make up sex is always good.
Not a bucket list item, but I had seen a barn show in the Phillipines in 1990 along with other oddities.
Anyway, enjoying my wussy coffee and boy is it good!!!! MUD!!!!
There are certain times when you really shouldn't piss off your wife, I'm sure you know what I mean..gif "52")
Especially as we sleep next to them.
Lover's what? oh...crap!!! Dang it!
What's caffene?
Dunno no spell check on the thread title so you get the best my poor dyslexic brain can manage, you should see my posts before the SP does it's thing.
My first wife was all dramatic and shit, so the louder and more public the outbursts, the better. I'm pretty sure if I had stayed another year with her, we would have been featured on Cops. For the record, she probably would have been the one arrested, since every time she called the cops, they asked if I wanted her brought up on charges over the red marks on my arms she'd typically leave when I'd try to walk out the door before it turned into a yelling match.
A friend of mine once said he always thought my ex was baiting me to smack her. Judging by the guy she followed me up with, he may have been right. Her current hubby has a history of abuse.
Gotta pick and choose your battles. Sometimes its a must to piss her off though! Amirite?
Sometimes you have to drop the gloves.
Or the hand.
Sigh, levity is needed.
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